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Thompson tide marks

The bloody smears left around a person's mouth after performing orals sex on a woman during her period. Named so, due to the bloody residue resembling the scum and water marks left on piers, boats and other structures after the tide has gone down.
Person 1: Oh shit, what happened to your face? You're bleeding!?

Person 2: What? Oh, no... my girlfriend is on her period and-

Person 1: She gave you the Thompson tide marks!? Disgusting! You can get HPV doing that.
by Jim Cognito May 26, 2016
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bailee and marko

Best friends that get lost and find there way back to one another. They forgive each other and grow with each other trust each other fully and love each other with everything they have in there body !!!!! Perfect couple forever. Marko needs Bailee and vise versus. If they don’t find each other who knows what the future will hold.
Look at them who are they

It’s Bailee and marko

There so perfect

There made for each other
by Sign from heaven August 6, 2021
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Elijah Steinly-Marks

The best person you will ever meet, if you ever happen to meet one, immediately make them your boyfriend. If you happen to make one your boyfriend, they will be the sweetest and most devoted. They will send you the sweetest messages that make you blush and breath heavy every day. They will do everything they can to make sure that you get to call every single day. They are so fucking hot and will make you feel so fucking good every moment they can. You will fall so deeply in love with each other and will never leave. Each day you'll be reminded why you love him so fucking much.
Ramsey: I love Elijah Steinly-Marks so much. I'm happy I get to be his girlfriend.
by SuperGirlyGoast January 23, 2023
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Chicago hammer marks

While attempting to strike a nail, one misses their target and leaves an dent in the wood beside the nail.
While Attempting to nail his fence, Jordan frequently missed his target, leaving scores of Chicago hammer marks.
by FrontRowJonny March 9, 2023
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snitch-ass marks

cops who "lowkey" (but actually illegally) "snatch" or "snitch" the phones of people who are in jail (usually only for the night for something not too serious) and lurk all of their texts, also sometimes applies to probation officers
"all these snitch-ass marks, jealous of my swag because i'm movin cash"
by darfefe46 May 27, 2023
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The Ole Groucho Marks

When you don't manscape, so you got a nice big bush of pubes, and bury your member in your partners mouth, so they wear your pubes like eyebrows and look like Groucho Marks.
Damn, I bout pissed myself laughing, lookin all bushy browed when I gave em the Ole Groucho Marks.
by Daisy Chain for Satan January 12, 2024
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a Mrs. Marks

An old women stalker in a horror movie, the kind that creeps up from behind you, "Hellllllllo, child." Her hand is as cold as ice, and she is old and wears her spectacles on a string. Her laugh is a turkey vulture, and her smile is devilish and menacing.

Beware...
Natalie: Our new substitute teacher is creeping me out!
Emily: How so?
Natalie: Well, she came up to give me my graded test, and her hand was really cold and her voice was raspy!
Emily: Oh yah, now I see, she's such a Mrs. Marks.
Natalie: Totally!
by High_Flying_Hawk.101 November 11, 2011
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