March 25

March 25 is the only day to slap someone’s BUNDHAAAA

‘I want to slap that fat juicy bundhaaa’
‘Bro, it’s March 25. You are allowed.’

by youstinkyloller March 24, 2022

17 March

Have sex with your bf/gf

Girl: Hey

Boy: hey
Girl: can we have sex as it’s 17 March?
Boy: yes we can

by SugarSnapPees June 9, 2024

March 30th

March 30th is National Women/Girls say yes day
This means for everything boys or anyone asks to a women/girl
They must say yes to everything

Boy: Hello, do you like jake
Girl: ... dang it, it's march 30th
Boy: So???
Girl: Yes...

by Gothni March 10, 2022

March 24

National Alexsandra day

(AKA Sandra)
Amazing Hilarious person with a personalized special day.
Alot of people celebrate this day or should.

Guy 1; dude do you know what day it is?
Guy 2; No what day is it?
Guy 1; March 24 national sandra day??!
Guy 2; OHH YEA NOW I REMEMBER.

by bigbutgirk23 December 18, 2023

March

But you’re partner a fluffy cow month

Oh look it’s March, that means you have t buy me a cow

by Cyb3rfaeries March 11, 2025

March 20th

Nation, every female must give sujit a hug day and every make must say eenie meenie bomboclat

Well look at the date! Its March 20th!

by MonkeMan Wham Wham March 19, 2024

March 24

I Apologise to Patrick's mum
I'm sorry for putting that into the groupchat. I put one on every day but people always edit them and make them rude, so surprisingly that was the most non rude version. Once again I am sorry😔

March 24: I am sorry for that. Please dont throw out my mug

by 12344556789 March 24, 2022