by Bobby's Uncle October 11, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. by Yourmomsdadsbrotherdied988766 October 5, 2018
Get the Ethanmug. by Etan Buns January 16, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. Bro is awesome, he works out, he does martial arts, hes cultured, he’s the best gamer you’ll ever game with, he’s a nerd that can beat your ass and has 6 fucking cats, with the fattest and laziest one being his own. Which doesn’t really make sense, cause he is the opposite. He is also very awesome, did I mention that? And yes dude, I’m writing about myself to post on instagram cause it’s trending 💪🏼😎👍
Person 1: omg dude, Ethan is totally wicked man
Person 2: fr fr cuh
Person 3: oh my goodness, I want to slobber on bro
Person 1: that’s kinda gay dude
Person 2: fr fr cuh
Person 3: oh my goodness, I want to slobber on bro
Person 1: that’s kinda gay dude
by Almightyeg November 21, 2023
Get the Ethanmug. A unfunny rude piece of shit. Ethan will probably fuck your mom and blame you for it. Hes a smart ass thats missing the smarts.
by cemn September 3, 2021
Get the Ethanmug. A short blonde miniature boy who likes groaping the Pope. Likes his dog’s dick, because his is what most consider , microphallis
by Mr.allknowingdude March 19, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. 