When a man ducks a woman's ass. He pulls out then places one testicle in her ass and they other in her vagina.
Heather " do u want some deviled egg salad?"
Michael " wait so you want me to fuck your dumper, pull out and stuffed one ball in your ass and stuck the other on your pussy?"
Heather " umm... Ok that will work!"
Michael " wait so you want me to fuck your dumper, pull out and stuffed one ball in your ass and stuck the other on your pussy?"
Heather " umm... Ok that will work!"
by Cupcakefacekilla187 March 7, 2021
Get the Deviled egg saladmug. by GoldenCookieYT May 29, 2018
Get the Egg-Eashmug. A move most commonly performed by gym bros and blue collar workers in the bed room.
It’s when you just got done working outside, or working out and you have nasty sweaty balls. When you get home you convince your significant other to have sex with you, and you put your balls on their top lip while they lick your taint.
It’s when you just got done working outside, or working out and you have nasty sweaty balls. When you get home you convince your significant other to have sex with you, and you put your balls on their top lip while they lick your taint.
Chad: “Come here Bethany, let me give you some dirty eggs.”
Bethany: “Oh Chad, I love your dirty eggs. I needed some good flavor today.”
Kyle: “ Hey Rachel, do you want breakfast for dinner tonight? I’m whipping up some dirty eggs.”
Rachel: “Oh Kyle, you know I’ll eat your dirty eggs any time of the day!”
Bethany: “Oh Chad, I love your dirty eggs. I needed some good flavor today.”
Kyle: “ Hey Rachel, do you want breakfast for dinner tonight? I’m whipping up some dirty eggs.”
Rachel: “Oh Kyle, you know I’ll eat your dirty eggs any time of the day!”
by Caleb Snider July 15, 2025
Get the Dirty Eggsmug. Hot issues are better resolved when there is less tension. This proverb, coined by Snow (John Snow), means that emotional conflicts or sensitive situations are best handled after tempers have cooled — not in the heat of the moment. Like eggs that can still be enjoyed after chilling, some matters are better when allowed time to settle.
“I wanted to confront my business partner yesterday, but I waited. You know what they say — eggs are better served cold.”
by Snowbigmule August 5, 2025
Get the Eggs are better served coldmug. by Sexydimma April 24, 2021
Get the half-baked eggmug.