David

1. A man who looks like a turtle and acts like a dumbass.
2. Big asf but acts like a pussy and will snitch on people especially if their name is Damion.
3. Claims to talk to hella bitches.

1. Did u see that turtle,he’s such a David.
2. David took my bitches. 😔😔

by smoking the uncle mark pack 🚬🚬 May 7, 2022

David

David is the type of person to make you smile when you're sad. He picks you up and many others just with hid personality. He is a gentleman and a goof ball. He has a level head and is incredibly smart. He's a gamer like no other, able to show you many ropes. He's someone you can count on. A bestfriend, someone so perfect to fall in love with. He is the cutest guy you will meet, inside and out. I love you David. Not just in a friend way-

Man. I fucking love David.

by Strawberryqueen.05 November 14, 2020

david brearley high school

a place where everyone wants to be from the hood and everyone thinks they’re all that but they’re not 😐.

Hey that guy is from David Brearley High School!
How do you know?
Look at his black air forces.

by Mikelovesyourmom March 29, 2022

David marshall

Very long fingered man,Who would rob anything from anyone

Huv ye seen that cunt he’s a pure david marshall

by Alfred hitzelsperger June 24, 2020

Anna and David

Two people who need to hurry up and get tf together

Person 1: Who's Anna and David
Person 2: Two people who are too scared to ask each other out but they're basically dating.

by TheSmartestOneHere August 20, 2021

David

David is extremely sexy guy who loves Iron Man. He has a easy time finding a girlfriend 😂.

That guy is SUCH a David

by Hi,ItsYaBoi April 18, 2018

David

A deadbeat who’s never around.

Always lies and makes you think you’re amazing likes to cheat on multiple women. Amazing women who are beautiful at that! Not sure why he cheats he has mommy and daddy issues too!

Mind fucks you

Pays for everyone’s drinks at the bar to be the popular kid

Thinks he’s Portuguese because he’s dating a cow

Did you hear david cheated on her?

Nothing new

by 100 Facts November 22, 2021