cookie mile

A hazing event where someone has to run a mile with a cookie in between their ass cheeks. If the cookie breaks before the mile is finished, they must eat it.

Person 1: “Why is he running like that?”
Person 2: “We are making him run the cookie mile since he lost in fantasy football.”

by EpicPenisMuncher2001 December 05, 2023

texas tea and cookies

Buttfucking before the first date.

"Man I don't know if she is hardcore-friendzoning me or if she wants to have texas tea and cookies"

"What do you think my parents will do if I have texas tea and cookies?"

by dogroastias December 03, 2016

White Trash Cookies

Premade sugar cookies found at Walmart that are both cheap and delicious.

My teacher always gets white trash cookies for classroom parties.

by gaberiel January 24, 2023

Cookie Anal

Analing girls with cookie crumbs

Jonre loves to cookie anal aleah

by jonre x aleah September 04, 2023

Odd Cookie

An intelligent and likeable person who presents strange quirks or behavior.

You're an odd cookie, you know that?
Tony sure is an odd cookie.

by Catfish Creations September 29, 2022

Ice cookie

A dogs delightful treat made of frozen h2o

"Come here buddy, do you want a ice cookie?"

by Josh7508 March 24, 2024

Cookie butter

Slang for squirting

Hit it so hard make her cookie butter. Ate that bitch's pussy so long she made cookie butter

by Krazeman420 December 08, 2021