beating the slab

male masturbation i.e. jacking off. The slab is the phallic device.

-Why is Eugene locked in his room?
-He's probably beating the slab.

by Wilbertforce October 4, 2012

Beat

Something of low quality. Can also include getting skimped with a drug deal.

"You're car is beat. It's a piece of shit"

Sam: "you fucked Erica?"
John: "Dude she's beat."
Sam: "yeah she's been with every guy."

"My subs are shot. They barely bump anymore. They're beat."

"I got beat today by some drug dealer. Took my money and left."

by AyeNico July 15, 2013

Beat

(v) the act of being totally out of it, hungover, sleep-deprived, or anything of that matter.

Bill: Yo did you see that guy that just walked by us looking like shit
Joe: Yeah, man. He looked totally beat.

by Mumbles Gratzia September 5, 2013

beat FEETN

A mad dash with instinct defense mechanism

When you're in a situation you need to get the BEAT FEETN FUCK OUT OF THERE.
"The swarm of bees made me beat feet the fuck out of there."

by Katy k October 5, 2013

Beat the Sofa

In terms of weight loss, to lose a set amount of weight in under 12 weeks (the average Sofa delivery timescale)

"I've got 14lbs to lose, I need to lose 1.5lbs a week to beat the Sofa!"

"Got to my goal weight in 10 weeks, I totally beat the Sofa"

by LailaRose February 20, 2012

beat creeper

beat creeper i.e; someone who steals beats from a producer for their own use.

Damn did you hear that new track by "G*****"?

Oh you mean that low class beat creeper who takes credit for beats that aren't his own?

by bdubzy April 20, 2012

Beating Egg

the act of one whom beats his/hers egg, in other words masturbates.

Yo bro look at that guy beating egg!

by nevadaskye June 12, 2012