michael sphinkter group

the michael schenker group, a no talent assclown that likes to charge people to come to his queebo concert to listen to him tell the crowd to FUCK OKLAHOMA, so he gets made fun of by the Texas Hippie Colliation and PLOW on stage, oh did i mention he was a douche also.

a fucking cockbite.
"Did you see the michael schenker group last night?!"

"Oh yeah i did, the michael sphinkter group, put on a baddass queebo showing, he loves to suck dead rabbits asses!!!"
by Jimijam486 June 19, 2009
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Michael Erik Anthony King

The best brother in the whole world. Cool and funny, and loving. Sometimes is pauged with crazy girls all over him, that he has to beat off with sticks from far away. Seriously girls, you're never get him, have you seen your face recently? But besides that, very awesome. (:
Have you seen Michael Erik Anthony King lately?

Yes, at the skate park, being awesome.
by meak3 December 03, 2011
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Michael Jordan's left shoe

Its michael jordans left shoe. there is no hidden meaning im just really bored so make me urban dictionary famous thanks
Timmy "hey bro look i got Michael Jordan's left shoe! i stole it all by myself!"
Tom " i think im gonna go now"
Timmy "You tell anyone about this and your mom will hear about all the porn you've been watching"
by KingofStuffedAnimals June 13, 2020
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Swimming with Michael Phelps

Sorry I didn't answer the phone, dude. I was busy Swimming with Michael Phelps.
by AlabamaPooper September 16, 2008
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Originator of the Word: The Heretic Assassin

Meaning: A Dirty South New Orleans hood version of "Make Like a Banana and Split!" or "Make like a Tree and Leave" when somebody annoys you and you want them to part from your presence or when you are about to leave from someone's presence
Man when I realized that this dumb ass dude wasn't gonna conceive what I tried to teach him, i simple told the nigga to Make Like Michael Jordan and Fade Away! And he departed from me.
by The Saint from The 4 February 21, 2011
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A phrase coming from the condescending of Michael Phelps after his "bong" picture was released.

It is said that Phelps will be included in the third installment of the Harold and Kumar series; with John Cho, and Kal Penn.

The plot being Harold and Kumar are on their way to Beijing to smoke some fine Chinese Kush, and watch the Olypics, blazed out of their skulls. But they just so happen to be seated next to Michael Phelps on the plane.


Long story short, Phelps, Harold, and Kumar get into a whole load of shenanigans!

Coming 2010!
In the new film, Michael, Harold, and Kumar go to the Olypics. Phelps hits his first bong hit, and Kumar snaps a picture. Little does Phelps know, Kumar put it on his myspace.
by Holden M February 06, 2009
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