The act on your partner by wielding your spikeless tree (dick) like a baseball bat and rotating it across the face with your eyes closed making the perfect angle to give a cucumber welt on the side your partner’s cheek bone portraying the size of your very own whilst saying in an most aggressive Baltimore accent, “Honey, now you’re perfect.”
Me and my partner were getting at it and I could not stand the sight of my tings face as it was obnoxiously white since the AC was up, so I decided to give my ting the mischievous gift of mine and went straight for the Baltimore Bitch Slap. Holy dick, she went down so fast I opened my eyes and fate must’ve does the rest because this huge red shape popped up like some magician’s trick and stayed there. My partner asks does it look okay? All I said was, “Honey, now you're perfect.”
by Junxie Biggs November 9, 2019
Get the Baltimore Bitch Slap mug.When three dudes are banging one chick at the same time and their ball sacks are smacking against her chin, her ass and the vagina/taint all in rhythmic harmony. Smack, smack, smack.
What’s that smacking sound coming from your roommate’s room? Oh he and his two Bros are doing the three bag slap on the chick next door. Sweet!
by Eaton Holgoode December 1, 2017
Get the The Three Bag Slap mug.The same as a normal pimp-slap, where you assault your target by slapping him/her with the back of your hand, except you run your hand down your own butt crack 1st. This marginalizes and denigrates the offender even further.
I was so upset with this loudmouth drunk at a bar, that I had to shut him up; so I dirty pimp-slapped him into submission.
by MontelWilliams December 17, 2011
Get the Dirty Pimp-slap mug.Similar to a one pump chump but ejaculates at the thought of intercoarse or physical contact. Can’t even make it past the first date long enough to get any action because he has soiled himself almost immediately at the sight of a woman. Often referred to as a one poke bloke.
by Foxyfivefaceyouknowtheone February 23, 2021
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by Sambiase March 30, 2022
Get the Bel Air Slap mug.To slap one until they're knocked some sense into or to slap one until they're knocked the hell out.
John had to slap me silly after I jumped off that 30-foot diving board.
Mike slapped me silly when we fought after school.
Mike slapped me silly when we fought after school.
by NooberCrooser November 2, 2014
Get the slap me silly mug.When someone at the urinal next to you shakes off so hard that you hear their penis making meat flapping sounds. Typically occurs amongst the Hispanic population whom seem to have less conservative urinal ethics.
by DirteDeeds July 7, 2015
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