Northeastern University

The organization that owns Boston University's Hockey Program.

"Hey man are you going to the beanpot this year?"
"No fucking way, I'm sick of watching Northeastern University kick everyone's ass"

by boston chiller July 10, 2024

phd from fumble university

When a guy or a girl gives you THE CLEAREST SIGNS that they are interested in you however you still mess it up.

Guy 1: "So bro this girl ive been talking to for a while asked me if she can come to my place for the night cause it's 'very late in the night' and she lives 'far away'. I said no cause I have to get home for my curfew and I called her an Uber."

Guy 2: "bro tomorrow's your graduation, you just earned a phd from fumble university."

by A Boeing 737 MAX 8 March 26, 2024

Universal religion

High treason
A elitist cult classic to Canada preforming b&e with the assistance of police in triangulation assault and battery and 1004 murders

Ever heard of Abraham Hicks and the universal religion?

by Cody5050 January 29, 2022

ESN ANKARA UNIVERSITY

ESN Ankara University, is probably the best ESN section in Europe. If you came to Ankara without meeting members of ESN Ankara University , then you've missed out on meeting the best people in Ankara .

Ankara = ESN Ankara University

My Erasmus experience was great in Ankara .
Really why ?!

I met members of ESN Ankara University and that experience changed my life . Literally the coolest people I have ever met in my life!

by Just a regular ESNer November 21, 2021

Cutest person ever in the universe

Finneus is the cutest person ever because they are adorable and are cute in every single way possible

Finneus your the cutest person ever in the universe!

by Forevergore November 19, 2022

Petty University

Fictitious school of higher learning. Parody phrase alluding to having attended and/or received a degree in being petty.

Please don't get on her bad side. She has an MBA from Petty University.

by Phrase Sniper November 12, 2022

universal key

A card used to break into a house.

I use my universal key to open any locked door. example... credit card, license card

by JOHN WRIGHT NOW October 12, 2008