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Universal Smear

an insult that can be used to define someone so useless, so boring, and such a waste of sperm that they can be considered a mere smear on the fabric of reality.
Person 1: wow fortnite is so much better than minecraft!

Person 2: You universal Smear.
by thingmaker February 17, 2022
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Fairleigh Dickinson University

A college where all the preppy white boys and girls from jersey attend. FDU is known for its sports and everyone acts and looks the same. FDU’s main sport is basketball and their are two campuses the Florham and Teaneck. Watch out for the food as it is gross.
Two Fairleigh Dickinson University students interacting

FDU student 1: This campus sucks and everyone is the same
FDU student 2: Why don’t you transfer to the other campus?
by Crazy college kid October 10, 2019
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Rice University

A shady institution that is pompous and hardly the image it sheds upon people. An exemplary of Southern Hypocrisy. Also you can't get into the college without being not very aesthetically pleasing and a <50% on the Rice Purity Test.
Person A: Man I proposed to Scarlett and she said yes. The next day she ran off with Billy the Cowboy.
Person B: That's so typical of her because she went to Rice University. All of them never tell you the truth.
Person C: Southern Haaaarvaaaard is just a joke. I bet all the Professors at Rice University failed their Rice Purity Tests to get tenured.
Person D: RPT RPT! RPT RPT! RPT RPT! Oh! Aha Aha!
by anonymous May 3, 2025
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University of Denver

The University of Denver is a preppy school for stoners who want to study business and don't know what to do with their lives. One of the few schools to have the honor of being blown up by the gentlemen at Colorado School of Mines in the early 20th century.
I go to the University of Denver. Yeah I do weed. How did you know?
by Not a Mines Student March 27, 2023
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Informational Universe Theory

This video is only a year old... Did I not say something about that!? Is somebody doing something with that? Is that a thing now?
Hym "Informational Universe Theory! Best theory of humanity! My BRAINS... It's to POWERFUL! Omega Brain-Mind! Better than everyone!!!"
by Hym Iam December 3, 2023
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The Hottest Scene In The Universe

When a young guy and young woman fuck each other under a blanket having a picnic in the forest with the sun going down.
The Hottest Scene In The Universe just happened to Matthew and Chelsea last night.
by Strawberry Pterodactyls March 16, 2019
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Edge Hill University

A uni for people with severe social anxiety.
Friend from other Uni: why don’t you invite your flatmates to do stuff

Me: I can’t they go to Edge Hill University
by Giggatron5645 April 16, 2022
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