cookie wood

Slang for a joint.

“My boy just smoked a bunch of cookie wood(s) before the game.”

by CC Duckbutts August 03, 2018

Petrified cookie dough

Extremely hard , past expiration date ,

Cookie dough bought as a fundraiser delivered by Elizabeth Adams

If you order cookie dough expect it to be be petrified cookie dough before Elizabeth delivers it.

by Bustyaass August 26, 2019

Petrified cookie dough

What you get when it finally arrives after you ordered from a fundraiser from your cousin.

Why the hell am I getting petrified cookie dough , you should of delivered this shit 8 months ago.

by Bustyaass August 26, 2019

put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it

When a man pulls out of a man's butt and felches him.

Travis told his friend to put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it. His friend punched him because he's not into felching.

by M@x Power August 17, 2018

Cookie Salad

A side dish that consists of every kind of cookie known to mankind mixed with marshmallow whip.

Sister in law: "I brought a cookie salad!" Me: " That's not a salad, that's diabetes".

by HamSandwhich666 December 16, 2017

Cookie Murdering bitch

Me, a girl who made an adorable little snowman cookie, then ate it, resulting in the act of my friend yelling at me

"Olivia you cookie murdering bitch"

by Lesbiace Mess December 20, 2020

Ghetto cookie

A type of sandwich cookie that is low quality and cheap. Often found in liquor stores / bodegas and price varies $1 to $2 US dollars.

If you’re going to the store and you pick up some ghetto cookies?

by Ceedeath October 06, 2023