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Fart Block

Soundproofing your under garments to hide the sound of flatulance. Usual substances used in this process include but are not exclusive to wool, styrofoam, bunched up tissues, cotton balls, and cotton candy. (verb) (fart blocking, fart blocks, fart blocked)
Sarah was happy to be able to order beans at the restaurant without worrying about others hearing her fart because she had fart blocked her thong.
by Fartbart January 12, 2017
mugGet the Fart Blockmug.

Blocked shot

Puking on the dick while he’s cumming
I was tryna have that bitch swallow my babies, but she blocked shot on me.
by Basketballs February 5, 2022
mugGet the Blocked shotmug.

Com Block

It is a item made in a once communists state two examples is Poland or Hungary or anything east of the iron curtain.
Cool com block helmet bro where was it made.
by Okay it is okay January 17, 2021
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Checkin' Grindr At The Goddamn H&R Block

One thing no decent citizen should do.
"Mikey was checkin' Grindr at the goddamn H&R Block!"
by cathoderayhell November 18, 2023
mugGet the Checkin' Grindr At The Goddamn H&R Blockmug.

shout my block out

Tell my business; repeat something that told you in confidence. Airing out dirty laundry.
Way to shout my block out, Jenn! You shouldn’t have repeated that!

You didn’t need to shout my block out like that, Scott! Not everyone need to know my business!
by SlinkyCatJenn February 21, 2023
mugGet the shout my block outmug.

Bro Block

The favour you call in when you have your eyes on a gal (or guy no judgement here, just wear those socks) but don't want your bros challenging you so you call a Bro Block on the person. Works either as a favour the bro can call on in the future or they can Bro Block you from somebody of their choosing. Valid for an agreed period of time.
"Hey Hamzah bro, I'm really getting on with Big Shaz, I'm calling a Bro Block on this one. Give me a month yeah?"

"Alright Harry bro, but I'm gonna have to call one on Eddie man, he's mine for a month."

"All good bro, just miss me with that gay shit yeah?"
by Sexybeast24 May 6, 2019
mugGet the Bro Blockmug.

concrete blocks

Also known as a cinder block. Used in construction for basements and foundations.
Someone stole my wheels and I found by car up on concrete blocks.
by Paul Hofffmann July 13, 2007
mugGet the concrete blocksmug.

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