An unexpected slap to the face. When someone slaps another in the face for what seems to be an unnecessary show of bravado.
by Sambiase March 30, 2022
Get the Bel Air Slapmug. Similar to a one pump chump but ejaculates at the thought of intercoarse or physical contact. Can’t even make it past the first date long enough to get any action because he has soiled himself almost immediately at the sight of a woman. Often referred to as a one poke bloke.
by Foxyfivefaceyouknowtheone February 23, 2021
Get the One slap chapmug. The act on your partner by wielding your spikeless tree (dick) like a baseball bat and rotating it across the face with your eyes closed making the perfect angle to give a cucumber welt on the side your partner’s cheek bone portraying the size of your very own whilst saying in an most aggressive Baltimore accent, “Honey, now you’re perfect.”
Me and my partner were getting at it and I could not stand the sight of my tings face as it was obnoxiously white since the AC was up, so I decided to give my ting the mischievous gift of mine and went straight for the Baltimore Bitch Slap. Holy dick, she went down so fast I opened my eyes and fate must’ve does the rest because this huge red shape popped up like some magician’s trick and stayed there. My partner asks does it look okay? All I said was, “Honey, now you're perfect.”
by Junxie Biggs November 9, 2019
Get the Baltimore Bitch Slapmug. any sexual act, between a man and a woman, it could be any where from a hand job to a blowjob or even sex.
by k muula April 10, 2009
Get the slap my parrotmug. When three dudes are banging one chick at the same time and their ball sacks are smacking against her chin, her ass and the vagina/taint all in rhythmic harmony. Smack, smack, smack.
What’s that smacking sound coming from your roommate’s room? Oh he and his two Bros are doing the three bag slap on the chick next door. Sweet!
by Eaton Holgoode December 1, 2017
Get the The Three Bag Slapmug. We should go Spoon Slap in the closet.
Go Spoon Slap yourself.
I hope you go fucking Spoon Slap in hell.
Go Spoon Slap yourself.
I hope you go fucking Spoon Slap in hell.
by life saver July 20, 2008
Get the Spoon Slapmug. by johnnyb11 January 1, 2012
Get the Slap-Bangmug.