The same as a normal pimp-slap, where you assault your target by slapping him/her with the back of your hand, except you run your hand down your own butt crack 1st. This marginalizes and denigrates the offender even further.
I was so upset with this loudmouth drunk at a bar, that I had to shut him up; so I dirty pimp-slapped him into submission.
by MontelWilliams December 17, 2011
Get the Dirty Pimp-slap mug.The act of dropping ones trousers and proceeding to slap a females breasts with the flaccid penile shaft.
by Tiger'sWood September 6, 2016
Get the Alabama Titty Slap mug.any sexual act, between a man and a woman, it could be any where from a hand job to a blowjob or even sex.
by k muula April 10, 2009
Get the slap my parrot mug.Similar to a one pump chump but ejaculates at the thought of intercoarse or physical contact. Can’t even make it past the first date long enough to get any action because he has soiled himself almost immediately at the sight of a woman. Often referred to as a one poke bloke.
by Foxyfivefaceyouknowtheone February 23, 2021
Get the One slap chap mug.The act on your partner by wielding your spikeless tree (dick) like a baseball bat and rotating it across the face with your eyes closed making the perfect angle to give a cucumber welt on the side your partner’s cheek bone portraying the size of your very own whilst saying in an most aggressive Baltimore accent, “Honey, now you’re perfect.”
Me and my partner were getting at it and I could not stand the sight of my tings face as it was obnoxiously white since the AC was up, so I decided to give my ting the mischievous gift of mine and went straight for the Baltimore Bitch Slap. Holy dick, she went down so fast I opened my eyes and fate must’ve does the rest because this huge red shape popped up like some magician’s trick and stayed there. My partner asks does it look okay? All I said was, “Honey, now you're perfect.”
by Junxie Biggs November 9, 2019
Get the Baltimore Bitch Slap mug.Grandpa took too much Viagra , but found instant relief by slapping the pappy.He was beating his richard like it owed him money.
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