Dick-slap Logic

A branch of philosophy involving the certain circumstances in which one would solve a problem by whipping his colleagues on the forehead with his/her phallus (erect or flaccid). Also abbreviated as 'DSL'.

My girlfriend refused to make me a sandwich, so I used my own Dick-slap Logic to change her mind.

by General TWSSman October 1, 2010

Bel Air Slap

An unexpected slap to the face. When someone slaps another in the face for what seems to be an unnecessary show of bravado.

Will walked up to Chris and just gave him a Bel Air Slap!!

by Sambiase March 30, 2022

One slap chap

Similar to a one pump chump but ejaculates at the thought of intercoarse or physical contact. Can’t even make it past the first date long enough to get any action because he has soiled himself almost immediately at the sight of a woman. Often referred to as a one poke bloke.

Yo look at that poor lad.. can’t even get a girl to date him.

He’s a one slap chap

by Foxyfivefaceyouknowtheone February 23, 2021

slap my parrot

any sexual act, between a man and a woman, it could be any where from a hand job to a blowjob or even sex.

john: hey ali how about you come over and slap my parrot.

ali: okay !

by k muula April 10, 2009

Baltimore Bitch Slap

The act on your partner by wielding your spikeless tree (dick) like a baseball bat and rotating it across the face with your eyes closed making the perfect angle to give a cucumber welt on the side your partner’s cheek bone portraying the size of your very own whilst saying in an most aggressive Baltimore accent, “Honey, now you’re perfect.”

Me and my partner were getting at it and I could not stand the sight of my tings face as it was obnoxiously white since the AC was up, so I decided to give my ting the mischievous gift of mine and went straight for the Baltimore Bitch Slap. Holy dick, she went down so fast I opened my eyes and fate must’ve does the rest because this huge red shape popped up like some magician’s trick and stayed there. My partner asks does it look okay? All I said was, “Honey, now you're perfect.”

by Junxie Biggs November 9, 2019

Bicth slapped

Getting bitch slapped is when you get slapped so hard it feels like Will Smith slapped the piss out of your funky ass

Person 1: "Did you hear what happed to Grady?" Person 2: "What?" Person 1: "He got Bicth Slapped by Caleb!"

by ERROE40482 June 1, 2022

Spoon Slap

A word of over all dirty thoughts.
Has multiple meanings of a persons feelings at the time.

We should go Spoon Slap in the closet.
Go Spoon Slap yourself.
I hope you go fucking Spoon Slap in hell.

by life saver July 20, 2008