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hotdog and mustard pizza

The most vile combination of pizza toppings known to man-kind. Typically found in the frozen aisles of a British Aldi supermarket.
Person A: What the hell is that? It looks disgusting.

Person B: A hotdog and mustard pizza, with stuffed cheese crust.
Person A: I'm going to vomit.
Person B: I just did.
by unixfreak October 29, 2022
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Yapperoni Pizza

when you ask somebody a simple question, but instead they end up going off topic and talking nonsense.
all i did was ask her what her favorite thing to do is, then she started talking about her past trauma told her i didnt order a Yapperoni Pizza
by Zacharythebest November 29, 2024
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pizza

the us in 2005 had a debate asking if pizza was a fruit and the outcome was ¨there is enough tomato in it to call it a fruit¨

so therefor pizza is a fruit
furnace: hey is pizza a fruit?
me: please shut up.
by notmyrealname420 October 15, 2020
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Alaskan Pizza Popper

When a human defecated inside a pizza pocket and/or pizza pops and freezes it for dinner.
"Hey babe, could you give me a Alaskan Pizza Popper?" -Woman
"Coming right out" -Male
by thegreatdaws November 16, 2023
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Pizza

Pizza=life
Hey do you want some pizza

Yes pizza is my life
by A.n.n.e.l.i.e.s. October 27, 2018
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Pizza Flu

When you eat so much pizza that you become physically sick.
Did you hear about Jack? He got the pizza flu.
by JimmyKangCornDog December 23, 2015
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rapey pizza

A male or female with bad acne who leers at you from corners during parties or low lit locations. Once they have made eye contact and have locked on, they attempt to dance at you, dab for attention, and try to grope you.
Girl 1: Kevin was staring at me in the parking lot last night.

Girl 2: He's such a rapey pizza.
by Tuatara2017 January 10, 2017
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