Michael Phelps (Call of Duty Nazi Zombies)

Used in Call of Duty Nazi Zombies when a zombie hits you twice in very rapid succession, usually by swinging both arms.

"damn it, he michael phelped me." (michael phelps (call of duty nazi zombies))

by Fan of yoteslaya October 21, 2011

Drink cocktails round Michael Barrymoore's Swimming Pool

A hilarious rebuke aimed at an individual when they suggest something that you would never, ever do!

Paul: It is almost 10 to 2 in the morning, should we pull those two ugly birds and see what we get?

Pete: Your joking aren't you, I would rather drink cocktails round Michael Barrymoore's swimming pool than shag that monster!

by Johnny 2 Sheds June 8, 2009

A michael j fox pee

Is when you have to pee so badly you start to shake uncontrolably not un like michael j fox.

He's shaking like michael j fox. Yeah he's been holding it for like two days, he's due for a michael j fox pee.

by Servicepack September 18, 2010

michael scott's dunder mifflin scranton meredith palmer memorial celebrity rabies awareness pro-am fun run race for the cure

The Office (U.S.) S4:E1 "Fun Run"
what Michael Scott created for his coworker, Meredith Palmer, to find a cure for rabies, even though it is already cured and the Fun Run didn't raise any money (besides the money Jan donated--with Michael's money--to a nurse stripper)

Michael Scott drank less water and more fettuccine alfredo during the Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race For The Cure.

by anna is a bananya May 5, 2019

michael ratlips

a condition causing someone to giggle like a girl when poked in the sides most that suffer with this condition tend to be overly neat keeping there things in shoes and constantly begging for food even though they couldnt be hungry very short attenion span talks about subjects that nobody else is taling about. common phrases used by a suffer is why can't iI do it this way and "I love chicken"

has anyone seen my screw driver? yeah I thank a michael ratlip stored it in his shoe

hey are you going to eat that? dude stop being michael ratlips you alreay ate

by mungolions March 9, 2009

Michael Jordan

A legendary basketball player. In fact, he's so legendary, that people frequently gloss over the fact that he's one of the rudest, most self-centered celebrities of all time off the court.

Michael Jordan. He was one hell of a basketball player indeed.

He also called Charles Barkley a "fat fuck" behind his back, said that he "doesn't give autographs to n*ggers" when the rapper Chamillionaire asked him for an autograph, and gave a vicious, unprovoked verbal beating to a teenage rookie basketball player who looked up to him when his performance wasn't up to scratch by his standards. Many people who have met the man have reported that he is incredibly rude and dismissive towards practically everyone. And that's just the tip of the iceberg.

Michael Jordan is a fucking asshole.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 27, 2021

Michael

Chunky two-chined fag
Likes his cousin a little to much...(like sexually...) His dog likes to watch. Embarrassing.
Fucks Chunky woman and denys it...
a professional latent homosexual...The fastest fag int the west.
If he was a dog you would put him down

Verb
Michaeling - to Anoy

Stop micheling we just wat to have fun

Josh - (eating)
Michael - hi how are you, how your meal, is it good, what is it.
Josh - agresive vomiting

by asscracker69 January 31, 2024