Michael Phelps (Call of Duty Nazi Zombies)

Used in Call of Duty Nazi Zombies when a zombie hits you twice in very rapid succession, usually by swinging both arms.

"damn it, he michael phelped me." (michael phelps (call of duty nazi zombies))

by Fan of yoteslaya October 21, 2011

Drink cocktails round Michael Barrymoore's Swimming Pool

A hilarious rebuke aimed at an individual when they suggest something that you would never, ever do!

Paul: It is almost 10 to 2 in the morning, should we pull those two ugly birds and see what we get?

Pete: Your joking aren't you, I would rather drink cocktails round Michael Barrymoore's swimming pool than shag that monster!

by Johnny 2 Sheds June 8, 2009

A michael j fox pee

Is when you have to pee so badly you start to shake uncontrolably not un like michael j fox.

He's shaking like michael j fox. Yeah he's been holding it for like two days, he's due for a michael j fox pee.

by Servicepack September 18, 2010

michael scott's dunder mifflin scranton meredith palmer memorial celebrity rabies awareness pro-am fun run race for the cure

The Office (U.S.) S4:E1 "Fun Run"
what Michael Scott created for his coworker, Meredith Palmer, to find a cure for rabies, even though it is already cured and the Fun Run didn't raise any money (besides the money Jan donated--with Michael's money--to a nurse stripper)

Michael Scott drank less water and more fettuccine alfredo during the Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race For The Cure.

by anna is a bananya May 5, 2019

Michael Jackson

A man that was down with the kids ;)

My son went to a sleepover with Michael Jackson, and I never saw my son again.

by Epic gamer 69420 August 19, 2021

Michael Springer

A 5’8 skinny white kid who loves to measure the volume of calculators and sit flat as a board while having sex with his girlfriend. Also wears big white dad shoes that he claims “aren’t dad shoes”. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHAEL!!!

Damn, I’d fuck that Michael springer kid but his dad shoes are just too white.

by Edubz October 5, 2017

Michael

Michael's natural existence is a humor to the people around him, he is constantly hitting nicotine and asking people to buy nicotine and alcohol for him because he's too much of a lazy shit. He also thinks he pulls mad bitches but the bitches he does pull live 200 miles away and he has to buy a plane ticket just for some badussy.

Person 1: "Yo, who is that?"
Person 2: "Oh, that guy? That's Michael."
Person 1: "Oh. He looks like a fucking idiot."
Person 2: "He is."

by badussy2.0 February 3, 2022