MMM is a side challenge to March Madness. Whenever you get a match wrong you must masturbate for 1 hour following the conclusion of the series.
Me: Hey John are you doing Masturbatory March Madness this year?
John: Hell yeah bud, you?
Me: You betcha
John: Hell yeah bud, you?
Me: You betcha
by SomeShitPoster September 7, 2020

For the entire month of March, Men can do whatever they want to women (excluding sexual stuff, domestic abuse, etc.) and the women can't refuse
by Undermen November 1, 2022

by booty boy x Cory March 23, 2021

National beat a woman up day, the only time of the year where you can really let loose on that woman who's been driving you crazy, or just for fun.
Boy #1: Hey it's March 23rd, national beat a woman up day, let's go beat the f*** out of your manager for snitching on us last tuesday to the cops
Boy #2: Yeah alright
Boy #2: Yeah alright
by Verbat1m March 23, 2025

by Deeznuts336 March 25, 2021

Maria-today is March 6
Jay-and?
Maria- it’s ur fav rapper exposing day
Jay-ohh shoo I forgat
Maria-lemme expose this nigga real quick 🤣
Jay-and?
Maria- it’s ur fav rapper exposing day
Jay-ohh shoo I forgat
Maria-lemme expose this nigga real quick 🤣
by 🐍😉 February 17, 2021

People born on this date are so pretty and very important to keep around yourself. Keep in mind that if you mess with these people you will have trouble.
Girl: hey your so pretty when where you born?
Me: oh on March 10 why?
Girl:oh no wonder your so pretty ❤️
Me: oh on March 10 why?
Girl:oh no wonder your so pretty ❤️
by Yin lee March 6, 2022
