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Jake

"Heil Jake!"
by JustWizzy February 6, 2019
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Jake

Jake; I liike kkids
by JJAKEEEEE December 9, 2023
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Jake Velox

jakevelox - to forcibly threaten someone to rub your pussy, to use your power to threaten someone to fucking kill themself
verb
"GET THE FUCK HERE OR I'LL JAKE VELOX YOU'RE ASS TO THE MOON!"
by Aezerix June 7, 2018
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Jake Abuse

when someone hits Sim Jaeyun aka Jake Sim with a hammer
by midxy April 20, 2025
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jake

jake has a huge willy. he’s the nicest person you will he’s very protective, loving, caring, thoughtful. he will always find a way to make you laugh. hes very loyal to his friends and is really forgiving. too forgiving in fact. he’s husband material and if you ever get a jake don’t let him go.

he has a huge ass biggest you will ever see. he’s very strong and will beat you blue if you get on ur wrong side of him. although he may seem tough he’s actually a huge softy. a baby actually but that’s fine. he has a really cute baby face that you could never forget. he’s mostly loved by everyone but there’s a few out there that despise him but that won’t stop him he will still always have a smile on his face. he makes the world feel much better when he’s around and will always make your day.

he gets angry really quick and has self control issues which can be sorted. he is also really energetic. jake is a good-looking handsome boy. he is also the best boy best friend you could ever find. if you ever meet a jake don’t let him go

CANT WAIT TILL I MARRY YOU

i love you jake <3
from your future wifey naomi ;)
jake is a beast
by imoanaspinall August 12, 2021
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Jake

A guy with a NOICE COK
OMG that’s Jake over there I heard he has a NOICE COK
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ella+jake

they are very toxic together and she becomes obsessed and he leaves and she becomes heartbroken again…..
ella+jake are not the smartest couple
by panackaed July 18, 2022
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