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The definition of Jacobs is When she gives you a dry blow job, with zero saliva and it feels like she ate ten crackers before sucking your cock
by Mr_Ardon June 3, 2023
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Jacob tobias Howes

A man who is good at keeping scores at a primary school gala day
Head over to Jacob tobias howes after your race to get your medal
by lrentboy June 17, 2023
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Jacob clit

An action of when you take Jacobs daughter and hit her clit with your peen
by Jacob clit June 8, 2019
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Jacob

Two-faced like a Poundland Batman villain and folds faster than a Primark deckchair after two drinks. Cannot handle booze, cannot handle drugs, cannot even handle himself — but will still swear blind he’s “fine” while single-handedly ruining the vibe like it’s his full-time job.
Tragically, beneath all the chaos, there’s actually a decent lad buried somewhere… but he’s held hostage by Drunk Goblin Jacob.
“Whose idea was it to let Jacob drink again? I’m not paying for another fire extinguisher.”
by Sheknows123117 November 25, 2025
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Jacob Arnold

A hilarious name to have. This guy is a die-hard band kid that will do everything in his power to dick ride the section director. This guy probably has a serious addiction to Fc24, in the mindset where if he's not first, he's last. He probably has a crush on someone who got botox on both asscheeks and fantasizes about them.
That guy is very angry. He must be a Jacob Arnold!
by nickerballz August 8, 2024
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Jacob

A stupid boy in school that has really low grades in filipino and english, And which also doesn't get riddles right.
by Randomguy here lol May 7, 2018
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Jacob

A Jacob is normally a whore, a guy that enjoys to play with girls hearts and cheat with every girl he hooks up with. A jacob can be nice at first but once you date him, you will notice that he is a piece of shit. And you just hope you’re enemy dates him so she can get her heart ripped out
“Omg, Jacob has changed so much since we got together! He used to be such a loving person, now he is a hoe”
by I’m.your.favorite.. October 14, 2019
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