i have a huge bick

you read it wrong lol noob

kid: i have a huge bick
teacher: can i see it~~
kid: hahaha you thought i said di- wait what
teacher: i said let me see it
kid: ok

by YAY_fucktheinternet January 29, 2021

He plays like he doesn't have thumbs

Someone really bad at a game.

He plays like he doesn't have thumbs fr fr

by JefferyLamarWilliams June 12, 2020

Just have to

I literally don't.

Hym "I really don't 'just have to' do anything. I 'have to' is 'be paid.' That's the only thing I 'have to do.' Or be given some kind of conformation that I'm not going to be paid so I can hurry stab up a kid and kill myself. I really don't 'have to' do anything beyond that because nothing outside of that paradigm matters."

by Hym Iam June 6, 2024

Having a Cooney

when one is having a particular shite game of cod

im Having a Cooney today

by TANK031193 August 30, 2011

Have a Perman

Having a line of coke in the morning at work.

Fuck me Jim! you look like you’ re still sleeping! go on have a Perman in the disabled toilet and get back on your feet.

by Llewelyn October 23, 2019

have it lit

To have a hyped up energy, carefree attitude and overall amazing 'happy-go-lucky' spirit while doing something or experiencing something.

Eg.

1: "it's my birthday today"
2: "that's great bro bless up, have it lit!"

by 𝔶𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔡𝔞𝔡𝔰𝔣𝔞𝔳𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔦 September 23, 2021

I’m Having a stroke please call someone

When you’re in the process of having a stroke and you nde to lte oothrse nkowwwwwwwwwwwwwww

David-“Why golly gee wilikers, it’s snowing outside!”

Geoff-“David please help I’m having a stroke please call someone

by StarchDisks December 6, 2022