Dirty French Braid

The act of braiding someone else’s or your own pubic hair

“Dude, why did you ditch out on us last week?”

“I was busy doing a Dirty French Braid.”

by totallytubeular November 2, 2025

French Carpenter

The act of having sexual intercourse with the partner of your rival tradesmen, due to their on the job negligence and lack of attention to detail.

Typically involves taking a picture of the act and posting it for your rival to see. This technique works best on French-Canadians but can be effective on all.

Co-Worker: He did you see Pierre the Plumber fucked up your subflooring again?

Me: Yes I did. But dont worry about it. I pulled a French Carpenter and he wont make that mistake again!

Rival Tradesman: DID YOU JUST FUCK MY WIFE?!?! BRO ITS JUST A SUB-FLOOR! YOU DIDNT HAVE TO GO FULL FRENCH CARPENTER!!!

by Mark Loudweed November 5, 2025

French Stroke

Jerking off a penis with movements that replicate the **Indian Burn.**

“I gave that dude a wicked French Stroke, his wiener was bright red after!”

by SharedIntelligence November 12, 2025

French Offical Ruling

And immediate and out of left field ruling by French judges in a competition to ensure that the French competitors win. These do not have to have appeared in any of the official rules to begin with, it's simply that the French judges need to find a reason to disqualify the winner who is not French.

In the international stuntman competition, the French Offical Ruling was that the Americans were disqualified for using stuntman dressed up as Nazis to take Falls instance and therefore the French decided to disqualify them because they used Nazis.

by White-Buffalo November 19, 2025

The French fryer

When a man dips his balls in beer batter then proceeds to put his balls in partner mouth that contains boiling oil.

Man 1: dude! Me and my slut of a girlfriend tried out the French fryer last night, my shit gone crispy!

Man 2: bet the shit smell real yummy!

by Binfella November 29, 2025

french dream

A dream in which you take a dump, usually without knowing.

I have to wash my bed sheets, I had a french dream last night.

by marcus michael December 1, 2025

French Entrance

Turning up a day late to a social engagement.

My gym was having a Xmas party. I didn’t feel social but I forced myself. Got dressed up. Walked over.

It was the day before! I’m such a knob! I totally did a French Entrance.

by Arcwords December 7, 2025