Ethan

A very old guy

There were a lot of Ethan friends at the cemetery.

Ethan so old, he was born before his parents.
Ethan so old, even death has to commission 3 different volunteers
Ethan so old, he saw Malavika thin

by Tz13-onSpecialClass August 19, 2023

Ethan

The sky.

Dakota: Hey Ethan!
Guy: Who are you talking to?
Dakota: The sky.

by Reven's #1 Kitten August 20, 2023

Ethan simpson

Small place in the fictional show breaking bad location where walter shags jessie
Walter “jesse we need to go to ethan simpson”
Jessie “yes mr white”

Man 1 “homie we should vist ethan simpson”
Man 2 “fuck off am not bent”

by Walterwhitefanboy August 23, 2023

Ethan

The ekitten snatcher / Walking W

You: Yo wheres my ekitten at dawg?
Your friend: I see Ethan w/ ur ekitten right now!

by Very Trustworthy Person August 23, 2023

Ethan

Bros a professional gulper.

That guy Ethan be gulping everyone’s sacks like a professional!!

by urethraslicer August 26, 2023

Ethan

a special fat person who can script on roblox (hi ren)

Astro: Ethan work on ACZ-RAVEN <3

by carbide642 August 27, 2023

ethan moore

Hottest man EVER. period

"who made you cheat on your 10 year relationship?" "ethan moore"

by definitelydidntmakethis4myself August 30, 2023