To be a creator of douches or to be the god of douche bags as well as being completely full of themselves. Only a select few have been able to claim this title.
Guy 1: Hey, did you hear, Greg is dating his ex-girlfriend's best friend?
Guy 2: Yeah, hes really a douche nozzle.
Guy 2: Yeah, hes really a douche nozzle.
by MasterofSkyrim November 14, 2011
Get the Douche Nozzlemug. A word used to described an intolerable person. Like a popcicle, only, instead of grape or strawberry, frozen extra-cleansing vinegar douche.
by TheycallmeSpecialK August 15, 2011
Get the douche-siclemug. 1. My truck was running lousy so I had to stop and field douche the carb.
2. Wo! look at that cow over there, it really needs a field douche.
3. Get out the car and field douche that thing bitch, your gettin stank all over my upholstery.
2. Wo! look at that cow over there, it really needs a field douche.
3. Get out the car and field douche that thing bitch, your gettin stank all over my upholstery.
by sweatygooch July 30, 2010
Get the field douchemug. Girl 1: That guy is a total Douche Bag!
Girl 2: Yeah but his friend is even worse! He is a total Douche Maggot!!
Girl 2: Yeah but his friend is even worse! He is a total Douche Maggot!!
by J. Banks November 14, 2009
Get the Douche Maggotmug. Someone who is either: (A) absent minded on a continuous basis with little awareness of their lost and impotent communication, or (B) lacking skill, talent, and/or knowledge while communicating with little to no insight, conviction, or passion, or (C) simply a boring dumb-ass who is flat out uninteresting and whose words are classically predictable sayings, cliche euphemisms, and lowlife observational remarks that begin a chain of awkward and idiotic, downhill conversation.
Last night, I began talking to this gorgeous girl; however, right away I noticed that I made the classic mistake by judging a book by its cover. Every word she spoke made me feel stupider and I realized this douche bag was truly a blank book with a thin candy shell.
What a douche bag that guys is! He interrupted me to yell orders for a drink, paid for it, and then walked away from the bar empty handed, completely forgetting his drink.
What a douche bag that guys is! He interrupted me to yell orders for a drink, paid for it, and then walked away from the bar empty handed, completely forgetting his drink.
by NMFSD February 20, 2011
Get the Douche Bagmug. by PSYCHADELICPLATYPUS March 22, 2019
Get the Woosh Douchemug. by Levitevitavarion February 26, 2009
Get the Douche Squaremug.