Chris

A gorgeous boy with thick dark hair and full eyebrows. Chris is extremely friendly and knows exactly what he’s doing, but sometimes he can get caught up in his own personal problems; which he doesn’t share with anyone! But if a Chris shares it with you, you mean the world to him. Chris is extremely caring, sometimes a little too much. He has the biggest puppy-eyes, dark brown and wonderful. Chris has an amazing body, and an even more playful personality. He finds passion in one thing, that he revolves his whole entire life around. He’s hard to get!

Oh... he is such a Chris!

I love Chris!

by browniecat887 April 15, 2021

Chris

Chris is a ugly person. No girls like him he’s most likely to scare a girl away. If your a Chris your parents are most likely divorced.

I feel bad for the Chris out there

by Mirag November 8, 2020

Chris Browned

To absolutely beat the living shit out of your girlfriend

News man 1 - "On tonights news, 23 year old male going to jail for absolutely beating the shit out of his girlfriend for touching his pizza rolls."
News man 2 - "Now thats what I called gettin' Chris Browned."

by jvic3 February 8, 2022

Chris

Chris the the sexiest guy you will ever meet. He has massive muscles and a great sense of humor. He's great in bed and he always looks perfect and is ready to make you laugh. He normally pairs up with a Charlotte but any cute girl is fine for him.

Girl 1: OMG it's Chris!!!

Girl 2: He's so hot, I heard he gives good head.

by JESUSCHRISTIWANTANAME June 5, 2022

ball-less chris

a nickname for neutered male cats who's names start with C.
originated from the OG ball-less chris, chiller

person 1: yooooo wassup ball-less chris
person 2: bruh his name is candy not chris
person 1: who tf would name their cat candy

person 3: ong

by synonym!? March 14, 2022

Chris

An absolute hottie, that I’ve been in love with for ages.

Girl 1 “Wow he’s really cute…like REALLY CUTE!!!!!”
Girl 2 “Yeah I know right, he’s a total Chris.”

by Iloveyouso<3 April 22, 2022

Chris

Chris is the most wild person you’ll ever meet in your life. He is a very adventurous type of dude and love every minute. Chris will never cease to entertain you because he is literally unpredictable. He is an extreme alcoholic ...I mean an alcoholic the type of that black out and wake up with know knowledge of the previous night of events. All in all Chris is one of the most awesome friends you could ask for.

Yo Chris did you forget what you did last night ?

Wooooooow Chris got me weak rn with his craziness.

by REMNANTTHESAUCELORD3000 August 5, 2020