April 7th

a lot of people are born on this day
why are so many people born on this day there’s too many

“Hey, why are so many people born on april 7th?”

“I don’t know, but 2 of my friends, a teachers daughter at my school, and my friends brother’s born on april 7th.”

by uhhhhhh-hi April 2, 2022

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All Anal April

You ram or get rammed in the ass once on April 1st, twice on April 2nd, thrice on April 3rd, etc. If you ram on the 1st day you need to ram on all odd days and get rammed on all even days, and if you get rammed on the 1st day you need to get rammed on all odd days and ram on all even days.

Johnny: Loren and I are going to do All Anal April this year! I'm going to ram her on odd days and she is going to ram me with a strap-on on even days! I'm already hard just thinking about it!

by BofaDispenser December 5, 2024

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15th April

A day where you smack your friends ballocks so hard the turn into tomatoes.

"Hey its 15th April!" "Time to smack his big juicy succulent bawlls"

by Plesse March 14, 2022

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April 5th

A day where you do a Alabama Hotpocket, in your cousin ,-,

DDudee it's April 5th, the day where you can shit in a vagina

Yeahh it is!!!

by GaY_shit October 18, 2019

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April 26th

Here is one of the days where you can have an extra birthday but your gift is free sex. Anyone you want.

You: “Hey guess what!”
Someone: “What?”
You: “It’s my birthday!”
Someone: “Your birthday was..”
Me: “Shh, it’s April 26th.. So let’s head to my house ;)”

by plyby_ November 1, 2021

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