anal cataract

An excuse used when you sure as hell can't see your ass doing something.

Honey, would you like to go to a Lotte Berk class with me?
Sorry baby, I got anal cataracts.

by Damgerous October 20, 2009

Anal Portal

A portal going to Narnia and unknown places.

Mind if I delve into your anal portal?

by Mysterious Frying Pan November 8, 2016

Anal Cough

A small quick forced hard fart from the bottom flowing strong out of the feicy hole.

To achieve 'Anal Cough' you needa really clench those anus cheeks like your life depends on it but dont fear. This double acts as a wall blocking any follow through.

Now push that bodily gas as hard as you can toward the poop hole. It should sound as if you are letting air out of a very large blown up balloon.

Everyone will laugh and should be able to smell it

Ill just have a cigarette and a coffee. I'll have a hard and fast anal cough. Then I'll come round and smoke some crack with ya

by Jimmy, show them yo anal cough May 3, 2019

anal sex

the act of have gay butt sex

"yo bro, wanna have anal sex?" says bertude.
"aight, bet" says gaylord

by Dixon Myas February 4, 2023

anal chain

A chain of 3 or more men having buttsex. Also called an anal train.

Bob, Tom, Dan, and Tim had a 4 person anal chain last night.

by awmm July 9, 2015

Anal beef

When you and your girl are doing anal and your girl takes a load on your wiener and you didn't pull out and then she farts and her load flies on your face.

*EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES.

"Yo, she just anal beefed on him!"

by Sloppy joes January 25, 2017

Anal Bear

A person who often appears bear-like. And enjoys rubbing their back and anal regions against trees and branches.

Dude! Did you see that guy being an anal bear back there?!

by Turtlemotherbaby May 7, 2015