A woman who has a wealhty father and the financial support and all the opportunities to be a productive and successful woman but still turns out to be a complete whore
by Long Dick Chris November 25, 2020
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Bailey just had surgery and should be laying down but she's such a DAD
He's such a DAD he eats his own poop!
Bailey just had surgery and should be laying down but she's such a DAD
He's such a DAD he eats his own poop!
by TBGibby November 26, 2020
Get the DAD mug.The mom and dad -sex move- it's when you bang really hard, missionary with the lights off and then right before the guy's about to cum, you stop, flip on the lights and argue really loudly about money.
Oh yeah they were really going at it last night especially when they pulled out 'the mom and dad ' and woke everyone up!!!
by JuiceBoxDaryl November 30, 2020
Get the the mom and dad mug.A middle-aged white male that (usually) lives in a Southern California suburb. They are slightly overweight with a chubby face and balding. They will wear a baseball cap with sunglasses, short-sleeve shirt, cargo shorts, white socks with sneakers. They spout liberal propaganda any chance they get (which is strange because they come off as strict). They are often completely clueless about the world around them, because they will read a random statistic off of the local newspaper about how their community is "the safest in the tri-county area" and they will take it as fact and then lecture kids about how "good they have it" no matter how many incidents of crime affect those kids or show up in their neighborhood. And when it happens they often will brush it off as "kids being kids" because they did that when they were younger so they think it's normal. A California Dad is one of the most useless people you will ever meet.
"Did you tell your dad about how you had a bottle thrown at you?" - friend #1
"Yeah but he just said 'ThAts wHat TEenagers dO!'. To be honest, I think he did that crap as well." - friend #2
"He's such a California dad" - friend #1
"Yeah but he just said 'ThAts wHat TEenagers dO!'. To be honest, I think he did that crap as well." - friend #2
"He's such a California dad" - friend #1
by plus-size albert December 29, 2020
Get the California Dad mug.Day After Drinking Shits. Everyone knows that shitting the morning after a night of drinking feels different- this phenomenon is called DADS.
by RussianJew December 30, 2020
Get the DADS mug.DAD: an acronym that stands for dead and decomposing, usually used when a person finds something really funny.
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