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Va "J" Token

In other words a vaginal shotgun!
When a man inserts a tight roll blunt 1/4 way into his womans vagina. The woman uses 5 kegal flexes to pull in said smoke. The man then pulls out the joint and presses his lips to her Va J hole. She then uses pressure out reflexex blowing the smoke in his mouth.

WARNING:Use Extreme caution while holding/pulling. Women Do not fart. You'll blow his eyebrows off j/k. Men if she has no idea what a kegal muscle is

DO NOT ATEMPT THIS!!! It will end badly for both of you and waste your stash. Great for fun time 4 play. Men if She's into it you can blow you exhale back in her mouth.
Penny gave me a Va "J" Token Token last night and it tore my ass up and plesured her in all the right places.
by Crayola4TW4rmunda November 1, 2009
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J-Dub Down

The fashion of wearing a white dress shirt with a thin black tie. J.W. (or Dub) short for dubble yeeew as in Jehovah Witness ......they wear the white dress shirt with the black tie when they knock on doors. Very fashionable in recent years.
Q:Say dog, what are you wearing tonight?
A:Oh you know I'm gonna to be J-Dub Down tonight playboy!
by Joe Van Halen April 23, 2008
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pb&j bj

A Pb & J BJ is when a man slathers his penis with peanut butter and jelly as if he were making the classic sandwhich. Next, his significant other will proceed to give him head.
Hey sugar, ive had a long day at school, care to give me a Pb&J Bj?
by rawdog jackson November 3, 2017
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J-Cole Debate

When two people are having an argument, and one person’s opinion is wrong due to sheer stupidity, it is up to the correct person to point out that they are now simply in a “J-Cole Debate”*.

*As originated by an argument stating that J-Cole was as successfully relevant as Kendrick Lamar.
Guy 1: Claims the Earth is flat.

Guy 2: Shows and explains to Guy 1 that the earth is round.

Guy 1: Disregards the recently proved correct opinion, and continues to argue his own incorrect point.
Guy 2: “This is pointless, Guy 1. You’ve turned this into a J-Cole Debate.”
by AbhorrentFervor April 29, 2020
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Dayton J. Hannaford

by SexSalad September 29, 2013
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gay j-bird

a homosexual person in jail that likes to flirt with his male cell mates. also known as a queer prisonmate.
by googoobutt. November 22, 2011
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Melissa J.

A person who goes to High School in Canada. She takes part in bragging about everything that she does and talks negatively about pretty much everything and also constantly talks about her sexual history.

She partakes in conversing with the people around her even though realistically she has NO real friends. She also has a thing for complaining about how her life sucks majority of the time and that everyone is trying to bring her down.
Melissa J. says she had sex with *insert imaginary number here* guys.

Melissa J. argues about how her day sucks and everyone is trying to bring her down. If you ever meet someone like this, it is best to not be friends with her or else you will have a major drama every 5 seconds.
by Khaini May 19, 2010
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