pre-road-trip walk

A prudent no-financial-cost-to-you "hoofin' it" journey that you take to a certain location prior to driving there in your fuel-sucking auto-bubble, to actually "see for yourself" if whatever conditions/circumstances that someone of questionable integrity told you about really are the case, or if you'd just be going on a wild goose chase and merely consuming your costly gas for nothing.
I always perform a pre-road-trip walk (or I'll bike or hitch-hike or otherwise find a way to travel there "for free") to a stated destination whenever one of da local riff-raff requests me to drive there --- too many times in da past I've merely wasted an hour and used several gallons of expensive gasoline, only to discover that the shallow-minded idiot who'd asked me to "go and help" wasn't even "for real", and so either (1) there was nobody and/or nothing whatsoever at the place I'd been requested to drive to, or (2) someone else entirely --- and who usually was someone whom I had expressly said I would never assist anymore due to his outrageously-inapprorpate treatment of me in the past --- was there to request my help instead of the "promised" more-desirable person or persons, or (3) whoever was there knew nothing about whatever matter that I'd been sent there to act on, and sometimes I even got in trouble for "trespassing" or otherwise "disturbing the peace".
by QuacksO February 01, 2019
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knocks and walks

When someone who is familiar in your home knocks briefly and then walks in without being formally invited.
Knocks and walks - to knock on the door and enter immediately.

The guy upstairs knocks-and-walks into our home anytime he feels like it. He just goes ahead and comes right in without waiting for "who's there" or "come in" or "coming!"
by Gasbarnut April 25, 2017
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Goose Walking

The way a bumpkin walks when they believe they’ve shown someone they think is rich up. Similar to how a goose’s neck looks when it’s walking.
My neighbor’s been stealing internet for a while and now he’s feeling big, goose walking all over town.
by Pop Candy July 05, 2022
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Meat Walking

Compared to sleep walking, meat walking is the action in which a sleeping male uncontrollably beats his meat/ masturbates
While on vacation Johnny was meat walking in the same room his mother was sleeping in.
by liljitmane January 21, 2022
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pimp walk

A derogatory term referring to the distinctive manner of walking adopted by an individual who has sustained a leg injury. The gait often involves a noticeable swaying or exaggerated leg movement by the affected limb. The person's walk may resemble the stride associated with the stereotypical portrayal of a pimp.
Guy 1: Bro, how'd you get your pimp walk?
Guy 2: I fractured my ankle when I crashed my motorcycle doing a wheelie on my sport bike after leaving the bar
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Drop-and-walk

When a man drops his lady at the front door of any establishment, then parks his vehicle far away and has to walk back to the said establishment.
by RedBear33 January 29, 2022
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Walking Hazard

Aimee is a walking hazard and needs to be kept on a leash at all times.
by qwedcxsza July 04, 2023
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