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Horse Chestnut

The act of ejaculating on someones chest, while they "neigh" like a horse.
"Yo Broseph, What did you do with that girl last night?"
"I gave her a Horse Chestnut bruh!"
by Jonackentha April 7, 2014
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GIANT HORSE CONCH

The giant horse conch weights over 11lb. Thats a lot of mollusk. The conch as a taste for snails. so when a tiny tulip snail spots one of these behemoths, it knows its in trouble. the snial tries to outrun th big hunter but its like a tiny shuttle facing off with a star destroyer in a battle that moves at a snails pace.
finally its over run. the smell of digesting snail attracts new scavengers.
hermit crabs. instantly the big conch is sourrounded, but the crabs are here for the leftover. theyre after the tulip snails shell. hermit crabs use cast-off shells to protect their soft abdomens from predators. they find an empty shell, use their rear legs to attach to its central clumn and move right in when their current homes grow tight. they have to look for new real estate. the competition is fierce. with the conch ready to release the shell, the housing battle heats up. until one crabs decides to jump in and close the deal. its a risky move, the big chonch could still be hungry, but the risk pays off.
the crafty crab will have plenty of room to grow in his new home. the losing carbs could end up homeless or even worse.
I have a GIANT HORSE CONCH as a pet
by Drippynelson the second March 24, 2023
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Horse Thief

an insult for someone who has wronged you or betrayed you in some way.
Johnny: You broke my granny's special vase! You yellow bellied horse thief, you'll pay for this!
by kobwebster March 13, 2023
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Tandem War Horse

When a person has cowgirl sex with one girl while another girl rides his face.
Melody and Trinity tandem war horsed me last night.
by Plunkinator May 31, 2018
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Don’t look a gift horse in the discord message

Don’t ask where or how the good luck has come your way even if it’s in the form of a discord message.
Kid, don’t look a gift horse in the discord message. You’ll lose out on the gift, the horse, and the message in the end.
by Kitkatandfriends October 12, 2020
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Horse Toothin’

Practicing the art of laziness of the body and mind.
Tell Lonnie to stop horse toothinaround!! He’s always late!
by Podney Reete March 11, 2024
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swamp horse

The most glorious of horses known to mankind. Can do anything but fly and is tough to catch in the wild. Makes John Wayne look like a pussy.
Dude you see that swamp horse!!!

Naw what horse?

Never mind he just flew off.
by Wakka flokka burr December 22, 2013
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