take your talents to south beach

Used for the first time by an ESPN commentator during Bulls-Heat game, with regard to LeBron James. Colloquially it can be used in a huge variety of scenarios, but most commonly as a dismissal to people who are acting immaturely or against their own best interest.

EX1: - "I wanna screw up my whole career just so I can get paid more."
- "Yeah you should totally take your talents to south beach, asshole!" *in sarcastic tone*

EX2: - "Are we heading out to get piss drunk again?"
- "Yeah, it's time to take our talents to south beach"

by uofi2408 March 13, 2011

first let me take a selfie

When u take a picture of your self with YOURSELF. You can have other people when u take a selfie but that person can only be Barak Obama.

But first let me take a selfie

by Umme April 22, 2015

taking sips up into my nose

Code for snorting crystal meth

Pawned from the Third Eye Blind song

"The Sky it was gold. It was rose. I was taking sips up into my nose."
Stephan Jenkins wrote in Semi-Charmed Life that he took sips up into his nose. The whole damn song was about crystal meth!!

by Lady Anne April 25, 2016

Take a snap out of my ass

Synonymous with telling someone to piss off, up yours, and fuck off. Used in a usually stern voice.

Thomas was being grumpy to everyone at work, so his friend Carlos told him to "take a snap out of my ass" when he became rude to him.

Kim told everyone to "take a snap out of her ass" because she didn't feel good.

by Carmine Crow April 30, 2022

Away an take yur face for a shite

Scottish insult, to imply one talks faeces. “Go and take your face for a shit” in standard English.

Andy was mouthing off in the pub. Big Alec telt him: away an take yur face for a shite. That clamped Andy for the rest of the night.

by Strathclyder April 2, 2022

You can't take a horse to water

An old Canadian expression meaning you can't physically take someone and force them to do what they absolutely don't want to do.

Putin needs to learn what you can't take a horse to water means. The Ukrainians won't just roll over and give him their country.

by Sexydimma March 12, 2022

I CANT TAKE IT PLS STOP

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, IT FUCKING RUINED MY LIFE, PLEASE MAKE IT STOP, I CANT TAKE IT, PLEASE END THIS FUCKING SHIT, THIS IS NOT RIGHT, ITS BEEN 5 YEARS SINCE IT CAME OUT, WHY ARE YOU STILL DOING THIS, THIS SHIT ATE ALL MY BRAINCELLS, THIS NEEDS TO BE STOPPED

+:bro look at this game its so fun we sh-
-:I CANT TAKE IT PLS STOP, IT FUCKING RUINED MY LIFE, PLEASE MAKE IT STOP, I CANT TAKE IT, PLEASE END THIS FUCKING SHIT, THIS IS NOT RIGHT, ITS BEEN 5 YEARS SINCE IT CAME OUT, WHY ARE YOU STILL DOING THIS, THIS SHIT ATE ALL MY BRAINCELLS, THIS NEEDS TO BE STOPPED!

by ppepsii August 5, 2023