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Tyler here tryna act hard
by Gigglebutt34 January 14, 2023
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Uncomfortably hard

Having a boner in a situation were it is inappropriate.
My girlfriend was crying and I was uncomfortably hard.
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Hard

Hector is literally the defenition of hard
by Somedonkus1924 February 24, 2019
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Hard boiled

(Informal) Characterized by a high degree of humor or amusement; extremely funny or entertaining.

The term "hard-boiled," derived from "crack-up," is often used informally in spoken language and informal writing to denote situations or content that provoke strong and sustained laughter.
"The comedian's witty remarks during the show were consistently hard boiled, leaving the audience in stitches."
by anonymous/user June 6, 2024
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Hard pour corn

The best type of corn, but an aquired taste. The only type of corn that will do after you've grown tired of regular or soft pour corn. Not for the faint of heart.
Jeremy: Hey, you want some corn?
John: Nah brah, I only like Hard Pour Corn. It's the best. (smiles smugly)
by jigameister May 26, 2023
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Hard Hat Pledge of Allegiance

I pledge allegiance to the boys, of the United Club of the Hard Hats, and to the bitch for which we detest, we stand against the Bucket Hat club, they may think that they are stronger, but we are... the Hard Hats... And we will fuck them up, FOR THE BOYSSSSS!!
Every morning instead of doing the pledge of allegiance, us boys say the Hard Hat pledge of allegiance instead, FUCK THE BUCKET HAT GIRLS!
by badgermusic315 February 28, 2020
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hard dick taco

A dick with moist kale wrapped in a burrito.
So she asked if she could see my hard dick taco.
by anonymous January 12, 2024
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