whats got your ruler in a bend

ruler are supposed to be straight so basically they are calling you fruity.

guy 1: he looks kinda hot

guy 2: oh? whats got your ruler in a bend today?

by Ryukzzzzzz June 28, 2021

Have you got another song?

Said in a deadpan tone in response to someone dropping their bat ie dropping their club money ie opening the ham ie treading on a frog ie cutting the cheese ie dropping their guts ie farting. Other responses include, speak up brown! Sew a button on that! how do you spell that? More tea vicar? And, twist!

The pope: parp!

Simon Cowell slowly putting a hand up and saying, ‘have you got another song?

by Moojhab o’Kool July 7, 2025

You got any games on your phone?

When you are at some family gathering and your 7 year old cousin goes up to you and asks to play on you phone, WITHOUT SAYING PLEASE.

Kid: You got any games on your phone??
You: Yes... BUT THEY AREN'T FOR YOU.

by Star Puppi November 14, 2023

I finally Got The Mucusu Booger And Hook For Usu

I finally Got The Mucusu Booger And Hook For Usu

I finally Got The Mucusu Booger And Hook For Usu

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025

You just got chucked

When something or someone gets absolutely destroyed either physically or mentally.

Damn! You just got chucked by that steamroller.

by Socratic1234 November 6, 2020

It's got a face, but no body

When you see a little girl hiding behind your bed, but it turns out that you overreacted and she's actually just a normal ass kid.

Spaghett the Bear: It's got a face, but no body!

Goldilocks: Hahahahahahaha! Oh hello! I just dropped in!

Spaghett the Bear: YOU GO HOME!

by ¯\_ت_/¯ December 14, 2024

dogs got in the garbage

Analingus was performed.

The wife was in a good mood this morning — the dogs got in the garbage last night.

by SkeeverDave April 27, 2022