Dog Syndrome

A real thing that happens when people are adopting a dog and if it is big and black it will often be passed over for a lighter dog.

Dog syndrome is a real problem

by ghostbb8 January 22, 2021

dog load

Nicer way to say "piece of shit" when you're trying not to swear.

Person 1: My knight in shining armor turned out to be an idiot wrapped in tin foil! SMDH
Person 2: Man! What a real dog load!

by DudeBroLad February 6, 2021

Skangro-dog

A person that is - be it simultaneously - both a skank and a degenerate riddled with gangrene - figuratively or literally. Along with this, they're also a dog (figuratively, of course, unless... Nevermind.) The word can also be written as simply 'Skangro.' To mean the person is described only by gangrene and being a skank, or other similar representations therein (insofar as is the general meaning).

Person 1 speaks, 'I bet that guy over there is pretty smart.'
Person 2 replies, 'Seriously, that fucking kid is a cringy-ass skangro-dog! he's probably a yog.'
Person 1, astonished, continues. 'I see... I didn't know that, at all!'

by Moisturawd March 8, 2021

Rat Dogging

when you do doggy style anal so hard they make a scrunched up rat face

Jon: I was rat dogging her last night so hard she screamed

Tom: Lmao

by Penis male March 25, 2021

Dog Tongue

When a man uses his soft cock to rub up and down a woman’s face to get ready for a blowjob

Man 1: I used a dog tongue to get my girlfriend ready for sex.

Man 2: what’s that?

Man 1: look it up.

by Ligmeebulls April 9, 2021

Dog Fruit

A particular bloke or someone who is completely and utterly got no idea what’s going on around them ( A full on spastic )

Tom: What the fuck is that mong Doing

Dave: he’s a fucking dog fruit

Joe: sound

by FatslimemakingslagG1no December 14, 2022

Dog Condom

The act of slipping a dog's rectum over your erect penis and putting it in the participant you are facing in fantasy football when you are ahead or have won the match up that week.

I just entered Hundo Church and slammed Max with a dog condom as his boy friend watched with awe!

by La Tortuga September 29, 2023