Professional drunk

A professional drunk is someone who can act like a drunk purposely and controbly really well when sober and obviously when drunk

(Sluty walk, slurs, that fucked up voice, and that attitude)

Dude can u r such a professional drunk!

by Cock jiggling thunder cunt August 14, 2019

Pippy Drunk

When you post on social media that your BIG drunk, only to comment on your own post moments later (not knowing it's your own post) and say "Me too Girl, Me too"!

Social media post : I'M SO DRUNK RIGHT NOW YA'LL"
(30 minutes later) Replies to own post without knowing it's your own post: "@****** ME TOO GIRL..ME TOO'!

Your Pippy Drunk!

by Spunkinator November 21, 2019

Moon drunk

When a person acts silly, odd, out of character or drunk like around the time of a full moon
Can have adverse affects on people or animals
Lunacy is tied to the full moon that why they are call Luna-tics.

“Chris was awfully giggly before bed, he must be moon drunk”.

“The moon was full yesterday and Tommy is acting strange; I wonder if he’s moon drunk?”

“The horse is much more skittish today than normal.” “Yeah the full moon is tonight.” “Oh he must be moon drunk.”

“You are acting like a crazy person!”
“Tonight’s a full moon I’m moon drunk!”

by Shasake December 13, 2019

Quaruntine drunk

A type of drunk that occurs from being isolated at home for an extended period of time (+3days). Used to pass time, improve moods and will more then likely be an explanation for alot of people being born(sorry kids, you arent special).

"Dude its 10am on a monday, why are you drunk"
"Shhhhh du... dude, its quaruntine drunk... totally fine"

by esaelp sedun dnes March 30, 2020

e-drunk

Being drunk with friends while socializing via video chat, especially when video chat is the only way to be together.

The shelter-in-place order has been extended another 4 weeks. Want to play games over Zoom and get e-drunk?

by neonScarecrow March 30, 2020

Callum Drunk

Callum drunk is an extremely high level of intoxication where many people would have stopped drink before they got to it.
people who get Callum drunk tend to do many unintelligent things such as (but not limited to):

downing half a pint of Malibu
making a sex tape
attempting to jump of any and every bridge in a 3 mile radius
confessing their love for anyone called Holly
breaking up with girls because they kissed another girl
quick trips to the hospital
having a threesome
being pick up by their mum only to get dropped in the drive way
sleep on a trampoline
and most importantly pissing them self's

Someone that gets Callum drunk often does not survive past the age of 17 because they either die of alcohol poisoning, bridge jumping or their mum has finally gotten sick of them

'Hey Sean did you hear about Callum at the party last night?'
'No I wasn't there what happened?'
'He got Callum Drunk and went to hospital'
'Oh god is he okay?'
'yeah hes fine he just got up the next morning and went to the cafe'

by little pp man April 17, 2020

designated drunk driver

Someone who is not so drunk that they can call an Uber or Lift driver or taxi driver, and who has the means of paying for the driver.

Anne will be the designated drunk driver since she has an Uber of Lift app on her I phone and never is so drunk or poor that she can't call and pay for one. Also Anne would never leave any of us behind, or anyone drunk with the keys to a car.

by mlhiss April 18, 2020