Dirty Greasy Asshole Burger

The nastiest shit you've ever seen and tasted in the form of food. Whoever the fuck made this putrid excuse for a meal should kill themselves. This is my argument for eugenics.

At first, I REALLY liked In-n-Out, but then I ordered a double-double yesterday and they gave me a Dirty Greasy Asshole Burger.

by I hate In-n-Out April 2, 2022

village asshole

the asshole in the group of friends

This is the village asshole and he is the village idiot.

by Fuck2013 May 16, 2022

Asshole

A Self Serving Hard On Lacking Empathy

Watch out! This asshole in front of us doesn't seem considerate enough to realize others share the road, too.
He just left me here for no reason, what an asshole.
It was a racist comment only an asshole would think of.

by The2ndGasJockey August 15, 2018

Asshole

Someone who stops a conversation by saying "Did I ask?"

person 1: "I got a cat today."
person 2: "Did I ask?"
person 1: "You're an asshole."

by notbillybob420 March 5, 2021

Eyes bigger than my asshole

Similar to ordering too much food at a restaurant, “eyes bigger than my asshole” means when you’re horny and you think you can take a dick up your ass that’s larger than you can comfortably or safely handle.

This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys

I was looking for dildos the other day and bought a 3 inch thick rubber dong, I can’t even get the tip in. Guess I had eyes bigger than my asshole, that’s what I get for shopping horny.

by Sleepyyykty July 5, 2024

righteous asshole

a term that is used when taking a video on someone else's phone

haley: "i appreciate... your righteous asshole"

by heccarina June 18, 2018

Asshole

Someone who who says stuff like "you read the second word wrong"

You: Kill yourself, asshole!
Me: That's fair.

by Vexnator February 23, 2023