monkey spank

A total jack-off idiot

jeff's doin the monkey spank in the bathroom

by cupcarz June 25, 2005

monkey finger

That digit which, having been withdrawn from an anus, is now dry and whose owner is inclined to sniff repeatedly and contentedly along the length of it.

"He got monkey finger" - from Come Together by the Beatles.

by raped ape February 6, 2005

Race Monkey

(noun) A male, traditionally of caucasion decent, who relentlessly engages himself in activities primarily including, but not limited to, anal and/or vaginal penetration or play of any kind (without shame) with a wild or domesticated jungle primate. See also: Nigger Lover.

I can't believe Brooke turned out to be such a dirty fucking race monkey!

by Donald Gordon June 12, 2008

arm-monkey

An arm-monkey are those "friends" you probably don't really like, but hang out with just to be nice. Usually younger than you. These arm-monkeys think its "super cool" to grab your arm and hang on to it like a monkey hangs onto a branch.

You know you have an arm-monkey because you'll want to cut off your arm everytime the "monkey" comes around and holds onto it.

*Little girl comes and grabs your arm*
You: Uhh, hi?
Girl: Ohh-Ahh-Ahh (monkey noise)
You: Nuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!! I hava ARM-MONKEY!1!!!!!!!! D<

by dragonmangurl December 2, 2009

Vage Monkey

A Vage Monkey is an insult for a person who looks like they might dwell in a large vagina.

That guy is such a f*$#& vage monkey!

by J.D.awesomenator January 27, 2010

Monkey Steamer

Monkey steamer is a person who pisses you off and you have nothing better to call them. It is used as an insult.

Hey tony, your a monkey steamer. or F*ck you bro your a fat as monkey steamer.

by iacman June 16, 2010

monkey hitler

its hitler if he was monkey, which would be funny,

i think.

"oh no monkey hitler"

- every american soldier

by not josh ok bye September 7, 2020