The French Special

A term for a man’s “Speedo” bathing suit

Ex: “Oh my god Gertrude, look! Alberts wearing The French Special to the beach today!”
Ex2: “Damn look at that French special”

by ShoompaLoomp January 12, 2023

French Tickle

When a French person pulls out a baguette and proceeds to tickle you with it

“Man, Me and my girl just did the french tickle

by Spaceracer69 July 8, 2023

French Tickler

A Popular French Condom Brand.

Oh Stacy, Get Me A French Tickler Please! Get Ready For The Ride Of Your Life.

by Cinnabonlord September 7, 2022

French Zoned

When you get rejected by a date due to speaking or doing an action that is associated with French culture. Common in areas of Canada that include both English and french speakers.

"I ordered a baguette, and then she French zoned me"

by Claire Richard January 2, 2025

French Astronaut

Codeword for a fussy eater.

Named for Frenchman Thomas Pesquet, whose meals in the International Space Station will include lobster, beef bourguignon, cod with black rice and almond tarts with caramelized pears.

"We've got a French Astronaut at Table Seven. Prepare to have everything sent back."

by Monkey's Dad April 25, 2021

French person

A Disgusting creature from the depths of tarturus whomst feed on your joy and weird bread

extremely dangerous kill on sight

Person 1😺 : hon hon bagguette

Person 2😈 : ew a french person

by Funky Jim and gimbo May 3, 2025

french fries

the fucking best food in the world so oily and deep fried and salted the only part about french fries that sucks is when seagles steal them but the solution is to order chicken wings on the side

those french fries are the bomb

by <====8 November 6, 2020