Fuck this shit, if I drive in reverse I'm going the right way down one way traffic! Noone will know!...everybody knew and called others to let them know I was coming!
by Love, Diana.M December 05, 2024
A way of life. It's often learned through a grueling 2 hour escalator ride up a mountain to the sacred temple of the douche. Inside you will find a room filled with Vanilla Ice posters, and the legend himself, Vanilla Ice, slouched over chanting his famous *Meeeeeeeeeee* mantra whilst fixated on his own posters. He will gaze into your soul, and if he feels you are douchy enough, and can improve, he will teach you 'The Way Of The Douche'.
Pro Tips:
- Don't wear a baseball cap with the brim curved and authenticity stickers removed. Rookie mistake.
- Orange spray tan is a nice addition
- Tell Vanilla "Cool as Ice" is the best movie you've ever seen straight faced.
- Call him "ma boi" and "homeslice" and such. Oh and "O.D" (Original Douche), he loves that.
If Kanye is filling in for Vanilla, then re-adjust strategy for Kanye. Say things like "Yeah, Beyonce should've won", "$300?, I would pay $600 for one of your plain white tees!" and "your creative genius knows no limits".
Pro Tips:
- Don't wear a baseball cap with the brim curved and authenticity stickers removed. Rookie mistake.
- Orange spray tan is a nice addition
- Tell Vanilla "Cool as Ice" is the best movie you've ever seen straight faced.
- Call him "ma boi" and "homeslice" and such. Oh and "O.D" (Original Douche), he loves that.
If Kanye is filling in for Vanilla, then re-adjust strategy for Kanye. Say things like "Yeah, Beyonce should've won", "$300?, I would pay $600 for one of your plain white tees!" and "your creative genius knows no limits".
"I heard Bieber is learning "The Way of the Douche""
"Yeah man. Second time up that escalator now."
"Whoa."
"Yeah man. Second time up that escalator now."
"Whoa."
by Kittles48 September 20, 2018
We are the reason for the OJH way . This school is all that we need . Everything revolves around the OJH way . If you do not follow the OJH way then you will never EVER win at bingo ! ! ! ! !
ITS ABOUT DRIVE
ITS ABOUT POWER
WE STAY HUNGRY
WE DEVOUR .
ITS ABOUT DRIVE
ITS ABOUT POWER
WE STAY HUNGRY
WE DEVOUR .
by Theojhway March 21, 2022
The Ojh way is the only way . It is a religion . The only way of life . Once the day arrives when you enter the school your life shall be changed forever . You will be required to follow the ojh way otherwise the homeless guy will beat the shit out of YOU . Now that you have accepted your fate we welcome you , to the family religion . ITS ABOUT DRIVE , ITS ABOUT POWER . WE STAY HUNGRY , WE DEVOUR . May that repeat in your brain and echo in your heart .
by Ojhwaysupporter March 16, 2022
The Ojh way is the only way . It is a religion . The only way of life . Once the day arrives when you enter the school your life shall be changed forever . You will be required to follow the ojh way otherwise the homeless guy will beat the shit out of YOU . Now that you have accepted your fate we welcome you , to the family religion . ITS ABOUT DRIVE , ITS ABOUT POWER . WE STAY HUNGRY , WE DEVOUR . May that repeat in your brain and echo in your heart .
by Ojhwaysupporter March 16, 2022
The kindness of an OJH Eagle that should be followed during and after you even leave the school. The non-forbidden rule that shall always be followed.
by ThatCrazy Person March 17, 2022
When someone sucks so badly and they say "that sucks dick," that really isn't a bad thing. However, no one wants to get their dick sucked with scratchy braces.
by BigBootayHoez January 29, 2024