Best Friend

a best friend is someone who you checkout booty pics with at 3 a.m.

sheriff was mohamed's best friend

by marmotta March 24, 2017

friends with benefits

either an icebreaker or an indicator for a future romantic relationship

Person #1: Is your friends with benefits an icebreaker or an indicator?
Person #2: Indicator. Sirens started blaring in my head when he put my check in the toilet. Flushing money down the drain.

by guesswhatme&lancehaveincommon March 3, 2018

friend-shaming

Act of using friendship to shame another person.

Simon says to his friends, "Let's get ramen." Vincent was not spoken to but he wants to go with Simon. Vincent friend-shames Simon by saying, "I thought you were my friend!" Vincent is friend-shaming Simon.

by lovemush July 17, 2017

Best friend

The person u love so much that you end up hating their guts

why do you always do that best friend?

by Liana and Alexa 04210922 March 15, 2017

Ivaginary Friend

The girl one of your male friends claims to have had sex with after being separated from the rest of your group (boys, crew, etc.) for all or the majority of a weekend night. The rest of your group has no way of ascertaining any information about whether your friend actually lost his virginity or who the girl is. She lives in a big city or goes to a huge university, has a generic first name, no memorable last name, no phone number, and no identifiable social media.

Crew-member A: John keeps going on about hooking-up with his ivaginary friend.
Crew-member B: Yeah, how long do you think it'll be before he actually gets laid?
Crew-member A: With his game, that's the best he'll do for a while.

by goyo May 20, 2016

friend whore

a person (usually girl) who hops between "bestfriends"

It's so fucking annoying when Lilly is being a friend whore. Like why is she so fake, like pick one bestfriend.

by jh2bkcg September 11, 2016

friend with penalties

A member of the opposite sex, that you know because they make it clear they have been in love with you since you met. You refuse their romantic gestures almost coldheartedly, and struggle to keep them at an arm's length, but safely within the friend zone, because they have some value or benefit for you. Unknowingly, they constantly attempt to make their affections for you more clear sand present them to you in painful obvious ways. Only to be rejected, repeatedly. You have "penalties" like, you refrain from casual hugs, or physical contacts, emotional outbursts or gratitude, for fear they might see it as a positive thing! Some form of an advance on your part, so you have to monitor your standard behavior when around them.

Oh, ya... That's nobody sexual, just my friend with penalties *name* and it's NOT like that!! For real, don't play around, and catch me a stalker!

by LadyWurdz July 21, 2016