real.

Something used by people who have no friends to describe a serious situation that they think is funny which it usually is.

: my dad died.
: real.

by Anderson Doom November 5, 2022

real wolf

When you huff and puff on a lift to get that final rep in you went real wolf.

"Bro you just went real wolf" "that was real wolf"

by SpaceHobo June 20, 2017

Real Programmer

A technically savvy trans woman.

"You're not a real programmer if you're not trans woman."

"Real programmers wear programming socks."

"She wears the socks of a real programmer."

by Lil'ith Rose January 2, 2024

not for real

Not really or not at all.

Like, "Dam Girl, are your legs tired?"
"Not for real," replies girl.

by Gurli812 November 23, 2022

real estate agent

A real estate agent is someone who secretly spies on other inhabitants of the estate

No explanation needed we all no that one real estate agent...

by SalvationBringer May 10, 2022

kaige (for real)

Yo the frick are these definitions, like kaige isn't an adjective. Its a name

Kaige (for real)

is a name

by bee movie video game March 26, 2021

Real

Anybody with the name Malcolm

That man Malcolm too real

by Blvkrr November 29, 2022