Assperger's syndrome

It is an acute often temporary neurodevelopmental disorder characterized by significant difficulties in social interaction and nonverbal communication, along with restricted and repetitive patterns of behavior and interests when an individual see a women with a great ass.

We were late leaving the mall because Eric develop Assperger's Syndrome and started following this girl, with short shorts and her ass hanging out, all over the mall.

by Charlie Badass June 12, 2022

ken syndrome

when you're starting to write words backwords, you have the ken syndrome

me: whahahah panget ebeb ng aports niya
alexa: oh my god you have the ken syndrome

by isasnuts June 16, 2022

Johnstown Syndrome

The feeling of dread and hopelessness that one experiences when entering or living in the town of Johnstown, Pennsylvania. This leads to the general population being extremely unfriendly. Johnstown is a dreary shit hole, the only thing going for it is a few massive floods that killed and wiped out the entire town. If you’re lucky… maybe you’ll be in the next one. Otherwise, move out of this coal cracker wasteland.

~ get’s cut off by a redneck in a lifted dodge that shoots black smoke ~
“ Dude, there’s too many angry coal crackers in this town with Johnstown syndrome. “

by Moist poss yum June 23, 2022

FDF Syndrome

First Day Festival Syndrome.

When you get to a festival early, or you meet your friends the night before a festival, and you hit it far too hard, ruining your festival experience.

Jake: How was the Festival?

Tony: I had serious FDF Syndrome and ruined myself for the weekend.

Jake: You Twat.

by RhuFful June 30, 2022

Titsperger's syndrome

Someone who is fixated on big female breast. An unofficial subcatagory of Asperger's Syndrome

Dude when Brad goes to a strip club he looks like he has Titsperger's syndrome cause he becomes transfixed on their tits.

by Charlie Badass July 1, 2022

Nadine Syndrome

Being someone, or being in a state of heaven defying dumbness, mind bending lack of common sense. absolutely, irrefutably, undeniably dumb, the kind of retardation that sent your mind flying to the 7th sky to see zhuge liang facepalming.

"Who swims in a swimming pool... says nadine"

"Why are you so dumb recently, did you have nadine syndrome?"

by Jaydogman August 16, 2022

imissyou syndrome

when you miss someone so much it could be fatal

“i had imissyou syndrome”

by we3p August 20, 2022