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JOHN CENA!!!

When you are giving it to your girlfriend rough from behind and then pick her up and slam her on the ground while you yell JOHN CENA!!!
Yo,last night I did the JOHN CENA!!!!on my girlfriend so hard she broke her back,both arms and and both legs! It was sick!
by John Zena November 8, 2015
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super john

Sex crazed half Mexican computer engineer bent on spreading the joy of porn to all
Super John, will you please log off that porn site and get back to work.
by anonymous December 1, 2004
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John Brown

A stereotypical fictional Yorkshire lad who has a very strong accent. His favorite food is 'doner meat pizza' and his favorite pastime is going for a drink at the Bay Horse Pub. His full name is Johnathan Peterson Brown and he is most often used as an alias in a prank phone call. Also, he is related to "Joe Bloggs".
(on the phone)
Curry Dude: Hello, this is Marsh Curry House, how may I help you, sir?
"John Brown" (You in a Yo'kshire accent): 'Ello there mate, i'll 'ave a doner meat pizza please.
Curry Dude: Certainly sir! May I take your name sir?
John Brown: Yesh, it's Johnathan Peterson Brown, mate.
by Zany_Zebra July 11, 2011
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Dirty john

When two gay nuggets shove their stumps up each others ass whilst they gurgle cum
Charlie: would you give me a dirty john lewis

Lewis: you need to cum in my mouth first
by Downwarddoggy April 15, 2020
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john hancock

when your getting on with your woman while she is on her period you pull out and try and write your name with the blood and dab it back in if you need more ink to print your name on her sheets to sign that you were there
i did the john hancock with lindsay and i had to put it back in a few times to spell my full name
by The king Friday September 17, 2013
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Elton John

In halo 2, the elton john is a synonym for the rocket launcher. Specifically, in reference to the song "rocket man."
Listen up noob, it figures you would use the elton john to kill me.
by Brian Wooding June 9, 2007
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John-Michael

Biggest dipshit you will ever know, can't play any sports for his life. He sucks at getting girl and is often gay.
That guy was so mean, what a John-Michael.
by John-Michael December 17, 2016
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