J.A.P. (not to be confused with the ethnic slur directed towards the people of Japan "jap")
is:
A rich, preppy, spoiled, Jew girl. She has dark brown straightened hair,
shes from the east coast,
her fake tan makes her look like a mexican,
she has a Northface fliece on and some Moccasins,
or Ugg boots and/or Louis Vuitton.
Her nose is a Joo nose,
She buys expensive ugly shit to show bitch got money.
Her voice is either
a)raspy
b)new york accented
c)bitch
d) all the above
A J.A.P. can be found at any expensive university and also is normally found in the Northeast, including the tri-state area (NY, CT, NJ)
J.A.P.'s look like svetlanna on the real world. real bratty bitchs that like to get whatever they want and slut it up.
is:
A rich, preppy, spoiled, Jew girl. She has dark brown straightened hair,
shes from the east coast,
her fake tan makes her look like a mexican,
she has a Northface fliece on and some Moccasins,
or Ugg boots and/or Louis Vuitton.
Her nose is a Joo nose,
She buys expensive ugly shit to show bitch got money.
Her voice is either
a)raspy
b)new york accented
c)bitch
d) all the above
A J.A.P. can be found at any expensive university and also is normally found in the Northeast, including the tri-state area (NY, CT, NJ)
J.A.P.'s look like svetlanna on the real world. real bratty bitchs that like to get whatever they want and slut it up.
Sherry:"Dood, look!"
Paul:" Oh damn, its another J. A. P. <Jewish American Princess>, what a whore."
Ross:"HOw many J.A.P's does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
Erin:"Idk, i bet theres something about how much of a bitch they are though..."
Ross:"Two Japs- one to cry "daddy, wheres my diet coke?" and one to call a greasey tool monkey on her 1500$ phone and make him screw it in!"
Erin:" WHAT SLUTZ!"
Paul:" Oh damn, its another J. A. P. <Jewish American Princess>, what a whore."
Ross:"HOw many J.A.P's does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
Erin:"Idk, i bet theres something about how much of a bitch they are though..."
Ross:"Two Japs- one to cry "daddy, wheres my diet coke?" and one to call a greasey tool monkey on her 1500$ phone and make him screw it in!"
Erin:" WHAT SLUTZ!"
by Efler March 10, 2007
You have gone too far. You have searched all the weird keyboard combinations. Go back. Be happy. Do something with your life.
Oh god, I have gone too far; I searched a1zqs2xwd3cef4vrg5bth6nyj7muk8,il9.o;0/p'-=\. I need do something before my boredom fully consumes me.
by dfcnrwjcbopabjbakljhgfh July 12, 2021
Ga je niet binnen in haar edele delen, dan zijn jullie slechts geliefden zonder voordelen. (in contrast met "friends with benefits" ofwel "vrienden met voordelen")
Bro ze hebben al een maand rela maar hij heeft haar nog niet gebald, hij vergeet de 5e regel van J&P.
by JPTHELEGEND October 21, 2022
Wait you found this??????
when you have already typed`/1.2,3m4n5b6v7c8x9z0'-;=lqkwjehrgtfydusiaop and said hey what if I typed it from the middle to the ends.
when you have already typed`/1.2,3m4n5b6v7c8x9z0'-;=lqkwjehrgtfydusiaop and said hey what if I typed it from the middle to the ends.
Me: Hey I want to make a definition on urban dictionary.
Friend: Them just smash the keyboard and make a definition
Me: No I want it to have some meaning. I know let's try poiausydtfrgehwjqkl=l-;0'9z8x7c6v5b4n3m2,1.`/
Friend: Bruh
Friend: Them just smash the keyboard and make a definition
Me: No I want it to have some meaning. I know let's try poiausydtfrgehwjqkl=l-;0'9z8x7c6v5b4n3m2,1.`/
Friend: Bruh
by Gemloatsh November 20, 2021
hippity hoppity (*types zaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymju,ki.lo/;pzaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymju,ki.lo/;p*)i just lost braincells
by typing_stupid _stuff_for_fun May 03, 2023
After an intense work out a heavy set person pokes into there belly button for lent only to find that a odor has built up that smells like 65 year old dingle berries from a wild sheep dog and microwaved garbage and intentionally puts said finger to a friends nose and ask him to smells, unaware to the friend of the odor he sniffs and in disguised by the raunchiness of his friends finger which in turns makes his nasal passages wither and die.
HEAVEY SET MAN: Hey dude that was an intense work out!! (all the while poking his belly button), hey bro smell my finger!!!
UNAWARE FRIEND: Alright dude, (smells finger) DUDE what the hell, that smells like 65 year old dingle berries from a wild sheep dog and microwaved garbage!!!!
HEAVEY SET MAN: Hahahaha P,N,S (Poke and Sniff)!!!!
UNAWARE FRIEND: Alright dude, (smells finger) DUDE what the hell, that smells like 65 year old dingle berries from a wild sheep dog and microwaved garbage!!!!
HEAVEY SET MAN: Hahahaha P,N,S (Poke and Sniff)!!!!
by Dr. Daveindo January 26, 2010
(noun) ;Suckas Interested in Mediocre Pussy, a common phase in that a young man experience. When a Teenage or a Grown man tries to be a nice guy to a girl online or real life in hopes of some Coochie ( intercourse) or female validation. Common actions of a S.I.M.P. involves sacrificing personal relationships and goals such as friends family, money and attention to a women who doesn't love him (ie/Ex.Twitch Thot , e-girl ,THOT,basic bitch etc.). in a Self degrading or embarrassing manner . Having self-respect and developing internal validation and love from within is key from being or becoming a S.IM.P.
Jason: Bro why you donated the rent money to Evie's Twitch Stream she doesn't KNOW You
Brock : Evie Promised Me a kiss if I donate her $500.00
Jason : That's a S. I. M. P. move not cool.
Brock : Evie Promised Me a kiss if I donate her $500.00
Jason : That's a S. I. M. P. move not cool.
by C0MixZ March 12, 2020