monkey flips

Yet another term for 'sex'

I just walked in on my roommate and his girl doin monkey flips in the middle of the floor!

by J.R. September 6, 2004

monkey finger

That digit which, having been withdrawn from an anus, is now dry and whose owner is inclined to sniff repeatedly and contentedly along the length of it.

"He got monkey finger" - from Come Together by the Beatles.

by raped ape February 6, 2005

Race Monkey

(noun) A male, traditionally of caucasion decent, who relentlessly engages himself in activities primarily including, but not limited to, anal and/or vaginal penetration or play of any kind (without shame) with a wild or domesticated jungle primate. See also: Nigger Lover.

I can't believe Brooke turned out to be such a dirty fucking race monkey!

by Donald Gordon June 12, 2008

Monkey Juggling

the act of trying to carry an item (a hot plate for example) which is too hot, and to repeatedly toss it between each hand whilst going "ooh ooh ooh!"

oh yeah, nigella was monkey juggling her way around the kitchen with those muffins mate

by the bearspace group February 17, 2010

Monkey fiddler

Person who fiddles with monkeys, and quite possible drives a Volkswagon.

That Chris sure is a Monkey fiddler, and I even think he's a Volksy poof to boot!

by Don't swear at me! March 30, 2010

Monkey Stump

Another word for the Coccyx, as in the area of the body where our tail would be if we were still primates.

I've been riding this bike so long I think i've bruised my Monkey Stump.

by Mitsu1980 April 3, 2010

diggity monkey

A digital worker, down with monkeying around with all possible combinations until he finds a solution, however improbable.

Can't find the answer in that Goddamn stupid program?...Let the diggity monkeys at it. They'll find a workaround sooner or later.

by drawrings January 12, 2010