Dirty john

When two gay nuggets shove their stumps up each others ass whilst they gurgle cum

Charlie: would you give me a dirty john lewis

Lewis: you need to cum in my mouth first

by Downwarddoggy April 15, 2020

john hancock

when your getting on with your woman while she is on her period you pull out and try and write your name with the blood and dab it back in if you need more ink to print your name on her sheets to sign that you were there

i did the john hancock with lindsay and i had to put it back in a few times to spell my full name

by The king Friday September 17, 2013

Elton John

In halo 2, the elton john is a synonym for the rocket launcher. Specifically, in reference to the song "rocket man."

Listen up noob, it figures you would use the elton john to kill me.

by Brian Wooding June 9, 2007

John-Michael

Biggest dipshit you will ever know, can't play any sports for his life. He sucks at getting girl and is often gay.

That guy was so mean, what a John-Michael.

by John-Michael December 17, 2016

jihadi john

a member of islamic state. the executioner of steven sotloff, james foley, david haines and alan henning. he is british-egyptian.

Jihadi John's british accent makes me wet......

by nasty sleazy trashy classless October 30, 2014

john kerry

1) v. to waffle or equivocate
2) n. an action of such
3) n. a person who does this, for instance, Wembley would be the John Kerry of fraggles.

1) Husband: Hmmmm... Heinz Ketchup...or Hunts Catsup...ketchup...catsup...ketch...
Wife: Quit john kerrying and pick a damn condiment already!
2) Brett was so convinced that Lacey was the one, but then pulled a john kerry and ran to Heather.

by your dog March 31, 2008

John Wayne

Verb. To Stick your chin in the air, feel the stubble, and let people know who you are. Lets people know how much better you are than them.

Not to be confused with sticking your nose in the air. The Chin lets people know your important.

I John Wayned the Dr. the day I came out of my mom's Vagina. I looked at him and said put me back.

by John Wayning October 22, 2008