spark up a j

spark up = light up
j = joint spliff
but it means calm down
it could also mean hurry up if said it like
hurry up u got no time to spark up a j
some ones shouting
yo spark up a j

u need to catch a bus but ur fr4eind is to slow
hurry up u got no time to spark up a j
by jez to the rez January 22, 2004
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LL Cool J

according to all the hip hop magazines out there, he is one of the i.l.l.e.s.t rappers out there, but 99% of hip hop fans you will meet will tell you he is too mainstream
ll cool j is aiight, but he looks wack, and sounds like a monkey
by Q-Roc October 12, 2005
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Donald J. Trump

A chad who has to deal with a bunch of Starbucks supporting socialist 15 year old girls and a bunch of "men" who don't know the difference between a combination wrench and crescent wrench
Chad 1: I feel bad for how Donald J. Trump has to deal with these libtards who wanna fuck over all the people who grow food for them.
Chad 2: I know, these libtards also have the nerve to tell people who live in the country to be eco-friendly when they live in cities where most our pollution comes from. It is ridiculous.
by Undead1D10T December 10, 2020
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Donald J. Trump

45th President of the United States of America. A gentleman of his word. A gentleman who did all the things he said he would do as POTUS for the greatest country in the world.
Donald J. Trump, greatest president ever.
by Nykimeow December 04, 2020
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Dayton J. Hannaford

Sex God Dayton J. Hannaford
by SexSalad September 29, 2013
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Va "J" Token

In other words a vaginal shotgun!
When a man inserts a tight roll blunt 1/4 way into his womans vagina. The woman uses 5 kegal flexes to pull in said smoke. The man then pulls out the joint and presses his lips to her Va J hole. She then uses pressure out reflexex blowing the smoke in his mouth.

WARNING:Use Extreme caution while holding/pulling. Women Do not fart. You'll blow his eyebrows off j/k. Men if she has no idea what a kegal muscle is

DO NOT ATEMPT THIS!!! It will end badly for both of you and waste your stash. Great for fun time 4 play. Men if She's into it you can blow you exhale back in her mouth.
Penny gave me a Va "J" Token Token last night and it tore my ass up and plesured her in all the right places.
by Crayola4TW4rmunda November 02, 2009
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J-Dub Down

The fashion of wearing a white dress shirt with a thin black tie. J.W. (or Dub) short for dubble yeeew as in Jehovah Witness ......they wear the white dress shirt with the black tie when they knock on doors. Very fashionable in recent years.
Q:Say dog, what are you wearing tonight?
A:Oh you know I'm gonna to be J-Dub Down tonight playboy!
by Joe Van Halen April 23, 2008
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